Hump Day: Leryn Franco Can Toss Our Javelin

August 13th, 2008 by NextRound in Hump Day, Lady Friends

Keeping with the spirit of the Olympics, today we’ll be honoring Paraguayan Olympic athlete and bikini model, Leryn Franco. Big Slim — lover of all things Paraguayan — brought her to our attention yesterday not long before we caught a bit more of her on Hot Clicks, both encounters firmly cemented our stance on how we like our Olympic athletes: when they’re doubling as contestants in Miss Bikini Universe.

So we’ve spent the morning gathering up all the photos and info available on your new favorite javelin thrower, just to make your H Day a bit brighter. Enjoy, and try not to forget where your Olympic allegiances lie.

Leryn’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 26.

Figure: Olympic athlete meets Hooters calendar model.

How Many Times You’d Let Her Chuck a Javelin in Your General Vicinity in Order to Bang Her: 8 times. That shit is dangerous.

Fantasy Career Ambition: The first gold medal winning Miss Paraguay.

Realistic Career Expectation: The first bronze medal winning runner-up to Miss Paraguay.

Fun Facts on Leryn:

Her 2007 calendar will be recording record sales over the next few months despite being out of date and in a language most purchasers can’t read.

Her original passion was for the shot put, but a high school coach eventually convinced her to give javelin a try.

She doesn’t find it amusing when people say things like, “Paraguay, Uruguay, what’ the difference?”

She did actually come runner-up in the Miss Paraguay contest, we didn’t just make that up. Word is the winner had bigger cans, and we all know Paraguayans love big cans.

Why Her Calendar Serving Any Function Purpose Doesn’t Matter: