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We’re happy to inform you that when you’re out this weekend boozing it up there’s no longer cause for concern with regards to the long-term damage you may be doing to yourself. 91 year-old actor Ernest Borgnine has let us all in on the secret to eternal youth. It may or may not involve tugging on yourself…

OK, so it does involve tugging on yourself.

Now go out and make some bad decisions this weekend.

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2 Responses to “Weekend Sendoff: Ernest Borgnine And The Fountain Of Youth”

  1. RK Says:

    We think Ethel Merman had a hand in this: www.thisoldgrouch.com

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