Hump Day: We’re Not Sure What It Is Olivia Munn Does, But We Like It
August 20th, 2008 by NextRound
Olivia Munn is the co-host of Attack of the Show! on G4. If that means nothing to you except this chick’s name is Olivia Munn, don’t worry, your not alone. We were previously unaware of Olivia, the G4 channel, and Attack of the Show! up until our boy Steve Irony posted a video of Olivia throating a hotdog and it more than grabbed our attention (video below).
With Olivia passing both the eyeball test AND the throat capacity test with flying colors we decided to research her a little further. And by research, we of course mean stalk her online. What we found out is G4 is the cable channel for losers gamers and Olivia’s show is the channel’s popular (relative term) live talk show, which pretty much means none of you assholes would ever run into her if we weren’t to bring her to your attention. So that’s exactly what we’re doing.
Olivia’s Hump Day Bio
Age: 26. Just enough time left to take a few shots at mainstream stardom before embracing her fate of Comic Con fixture.
Figure: Natural, not from concentrate.
How Many Hours of the Gamer Channel You’d Watch to Bang Her: 40.
Fantasy Career Ambition: Balancing being both a mainstream talk show host AND an A-list actress.
Realistic Career Expectation: Her own show on Spike TV.
Fun Facts on Olivia:
- She’s a quarter Chinese and — while she is a full blown American — she does not appreciate your Spanish basketball inspired Chinaman impersonation.
- She’s attempting to follow in Rachel McAdams’s footsteps by kickstarting her acting career with a terrible Rob Schneider movie. Should work out.
- She did a non-nude pictorial in Playboy and is now regularly referred to as a massive cocktease (by us).
- The resemblance of her in a two piece to Spitzer’s hooker in a two piece makes everyone in her life feel a little weird, including herself.
- She tries not to think about the thousands and thousands of fanboys who have masturbated to her rendition of Princess Leia and Jabba the Hutt
That Hot Dog Eating Video We’ve Been Talking About: Kind of awesome, actually.
Innuendo? What innuendo?
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Happy Hump Day!
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