What people will infer about you when they find out you went to see Disaster Movie:

• You think Dane Cook is fucking hilarious.

• You managed to get through Epic Movie, Date Movie, AND Meet the Spartans without any of them killing you.

• When someone mentions going out to dinner, you immediately think Applebee’s.

• You don’t get The Office.

• When someone says, “I read the book” you’re not really sure what the hell they’re talking about.

• You don’t understand how that Cavemen show didn’t make it.

• You really miss those You Might Be a Redneck jokes.

• As far as you’re concerned, that Mini Me guy never gets old.

• There aren’t a plethora of diplomas hanging around your place.

• You lock your keys in your car more than the average person.

• Seeing Larry the Cable Guy in the credits is not a warning sign to you.

• You can’t understand why Jason Statham never gets nominated for anything.

• You thought Tropic Thunder was pretty good, but could have used more nut shots.

• The Simultaneous Two Person Faceplant Happened
• 22 All-Time Repeatable Vince Vaughn Lines
• Celebrity Yearbook Photos: 80’s Hair Edition

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