Tropical Storm Fay 1, Kite Surfer 0

This dude challenged mother nature with a kite and a surfboard. Guess who won.

More of the story here. Looks like the guy is going to live, which is a good thing. Now we don’t have to feel at all bad for tagging this post under “humor”. The real question is whether god punished him for challenging the elements or thinking it’s cool to kite surf. We my never know.

Thanks to Toast and Big Slim — the only two dudes to ever successfully tandem kite surf — for the tip. 

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