Hump Day: Leighton Meester Keeps Getting More Interesting

September 3rd, 2008 by NextRound in Hump Day, Lady Friends, Television

Leighton Meester is the other chick on Gossip Girl. Just about all of us are aware of that fact but don’t want to admit it so we figured we’d lay it out early.

When we were first introduced to her our reaction was something along the lines of “Eh” or “Wouldn’t kick her out of bed.” But then the more we saw of her the more she grew on us (in the we would love to give her the business sort of way). And then we found out yesterday that she was born in prison and that made things way more interesting. (Her family sold drugs. Awesome.) Couple all this with her seemingly getting hotter with age and soon reprising her role from the first season of Entourage (yes, we still watch) and you’ve got yourself the makings of Hump Day.

Leighton Meester’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 22. Kind of awesome how all these chicks who play high school girls on television are actually legal. Or at least that’s what Steve Irony keeps telling us.

Figure: Not bad.

How Many Episodes of Gossip Girl You’d Watch in Order to Bang Her: 10. 15 if you’re allowed to make jokes about how gay the dudes are the whole time.

Fantasy Career Ambition: Headlining feature films.

Realistic Career Expectation: Headlining shows on networks not named the CW.

Fun Facts on Leighton:

Pretty much her entire family did time for drug running. Seriously. Kind of makes our story about huffing freon seem less hardcore.

In the first season of Entourage she guest starred as a pop singer who was saving her virginity for marriage. When she reprises her role this season she’ll be divorced and banging everything in site.