Nick Cage is one of our favorite actors. Not so much for his acting, more so for his dedication to unintentional comedy. Over the last few years we’ve grown to appreciate him even more as he’s gone as far as to sacrifice his hair for the sake of audience laughs. We’re pretty sure it all started when Nick rewatched Con Air on TNT one hungover Sunday and came to the realization that funny hair will make any unintentionally hilarious movie even more unintentionally hilarious. Ever since then he’s taken things to a whole new level. Here’s the best of…

The Con Air Hair. Where it all started. Fingers crossed Nick catches this flick on cable again in the next few months and decides every character he plays going forward should have a Southern accent.

The Next Hair. How our local Blockbuster has this flick filed under “Action” is beyond us. Fucking hysterical.

The Ghost Rider Hair. A well timed toupee will always leave audiences howling. Bravo, Mr. Cage. Bravo.

The Bangkok Dangerous Poster Hair. Gotta love the four month tease prior to the trailer release. You just knew the do was going to be awesome.

The Bangkok Dangerous Hair. And then you see it and it’s as glorious as you imagined. Can’t you just picture Nick in Hair & Makeup screaming, “Just like Next, but more forehead! MORE FOREHEAD!”?

The Tom Hanks in Da Vinci Code Hair. Cage and Hanks are good buddies so showing up in public looking like this was just a clever jab between friends.

The Forgot to Apply the Spray-on Hair. Whoops!

The Even Looks Good Wet Hair. Don’t question it, bitches. Not only the president, also a client.

The Al Davis Hair. To fuck with the dorks at Comic Con Cage showed up doing his best Al Davis impersonation. It’s funny because sci-fi dweebs don’t know shit about the NFL.

And the Windblown Receder Revealer. Cage did not anticipate it being such a gusty afternoon. Learned his lesson that day. Always bring a hat. Always. Bring. A. Hat.

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