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As an unspoken rule around here we don’t post videos over two minutes long, but for Chris Cooley’s live fantasy draft with a bunch of his Redskins teammates we’re willing to make an exception. Prepare yourself for awesome.

Things of note:

  • How much we want to have a beer with Cooley.
  • One of the few times you’ll ever see Fred Smoot sitting and not receiving a lap dance.
  • Cooley calls Colt Brennan’s pick of Lendale White a gay pick.
  • The verbal abuse Shaun Suisham gets for taking a Cowboy in the first round.
  • Cooley’s wife appears to be getting hotter with age (and drinks Red Bull like a soda).
  • Smoot drafts Steve Smith because Steve Smith owns him.
  • Santana Moss doesn’t scratch off the picks because he doesn’t want to mess up his magazine.
  • The many different first names Smoot assigns Tom Brady.
  • Maske is still sporting a rager from getting Cooley in the Cool & Tough fantasy league.
  • How much we now also want to have a beer with Fred Smoot.

[H/T: With Leather]

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6 Responses So Far...

    Big Slim says:

    “Matt Ryan? He’s nothing… He’s a pair of shoes.”

    Classic.


    SMac says:

    “Timmy Brady”. Smoot keeps it so real.


    blake says:

    That editor’s note was gay, as in it likes cock.


    NextRound says:

    After a re-read of the editor’s note we determined it was in fact gay, so it’s been erased.

    In other news, Blake calls himself Lance while giving himself the stranger.


    SMac says:

    As JB once pointed out to me, if someone else sits on their hand and gives you a stranger, it’s not really a stranger. It’s just a hand job. doesn’t really pertain to this at all, just wanted to let it be known, that JB pointed that out to me once.


    JB says:

    It’s true.


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