Chris Cooley’s Fantasy Football Draft Is Mesmerizing
September 4th, 2008 by NextRound
As an unspoken rule around here we don’t post videos over two minutes long, but for Chris Cooley’s live fantasy draft with a bunch of his Redskins teammates we’re willing to make an exception. Prepare yourself for awesome.
Things of note:
- How much we want to have a beer with Cooley.
- One of the few times you’ll ever see Fred Smoot sitting and not receiving a lap dance.
- Cooley calls Colt Brennan’s pick of Lendale White a gay pick.
- The verbal abuse Shaun Suisham gets for taking a Cowboy in the first round.
- Cooley’s wife appears to be getting hotter with age (and drinks Red Bull like a soda).
- Smoot drafts Steve Smith because Steve Smith owns him.
- Santana Moss doesn’t scratch off the picks because he doesn’t want to mess up his magazine.
- The many different first names Smoot assigns Tom Brady.
- Maske is still sporting a rager from getting Cooley in the Cool & Tough fantasy league.
- How much we now also want to have a beer with Fred Smoot.
[H/T: With Leather]
Week 13 Picks:
Week 12 Picks:
September 4th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
“Matt Ryan? He’s nothing… He’s a pair of shoes.”
Classic.
September 4th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
“Timmy Brady”. Smoot keeps it so real.
September 4th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
That editor’s note was gay, as in it likes cock.
September 4th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
After a re-read of the editor’s note we determined it was in fact gay, so it’s been erased.
In other news, Blake calls himself Lance while giving himself the stranger.
September 4th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
As JB once pointed out to me, if someone else sits on their hand and gives you a stranger, it’s not really a stranger. It’s just a hand job. doesn’t really pertain to this at all, just wanted to let it be known, that JB pointed that out to me once.
September 4th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
It’s true.