So Many Questions About The Ric Flair Fight

September 10th, 2008 by NextRound in Awesomest Thing, Ex, Humor

One of the more awesome news items emerging this week involves Ric Flair getting in a bloody fistfight with his 22 year-old daughter’s boyfriend in her apartment just outside of Raleigh, NC.

Yeah, that happened.

The short version is: Fliehr (actual spelling) and the boyfriend got in a fight, neighbors called the police, the police showed up and “followed a trail of blood” to the apartment, nobody wanted to press charges, and Flair’s daughter kicked a cop for being a donut eating pig and got charged with “resisting police”.

The AP article really doesn’t have many details and we find ourselves with plenty of unanswered questions, namely:

How weird would it be to fight Ric Flair?

How weird would it be to date Ric Flair’s daughter?

If you were winning a fight with Ric Flair would you start feeling weird about it and decide to let him kick your ass?

How many daughters does Ric Flair have?

Would you bang Ric Flair’s daughter regardless of how hot she is?

How much fucking blood was their outside the apartment? Did the Raleigh Police send their CSI unit? Or did someone get harpooned?

Where were the rest of the Four Horsemen during the fight? We were to understand they had some sort of Voltron routine for when things like this get dicey.

Is Ric Flair considering pressing charges against whoever it was that stole his hair?

Did Ric Flair go for an eye poke at any point in the fight?

How bad ass is it that Ric Flair’s real name is actually Richard Fliehr and not something douchey sounding that is in no way related to his stage name? Like, say, Terry Bollea?