The Tom Brady injury essentially puts the entire onus of being the face of the league on Peyton Manning. It’s a good thing we think Peyton is up to the challenge. Sure, he doesn’t have Tom’s high cheek bones, but what Peyton lacks in looks he makes up for in sense of humor. Here are his all time comedic moments thus far.

The time he made the best SNL commercial spoof in ten years. “I’ll kill a snitch. I’m not saying I have. I’m not saying I haven’t…”

The time he photobombed Tommy Lee and some goon when they were giving Westside signs to the camera. 

The time he attended a sweet sixteen party and grinded on an Indian actress with Cedric the Entertainer watching. Just so many levels of awesome.

The time he grew an evil goatee.

The time he showed off his dance moves on SNL. Seriously, who would have thought that Peyton Manning would host the best Saturday Night Live of the decade?

The time he filmed a bunch of pep talks. The haircut one is hands down our favorite, but even the unfunny ones are like bad sex or bad pizza: they’re still pretty good.

The time he was on the awesomest Esquire cover EVER.

The time he took the blue smoke photo. You know “Final Countdown” by Europe was playing in the background.

The time he put on a wig and fake mustache and introduced “laser rocket arm” to our vernacular.

The time he chanted “Cut that meat! Cut that meat!”

The time he posed with a sledgehammer. 

And the time he called Mike Vanderjagt an, “idiot kicker who got liquored up and ran his mouth of.” Quite possibly the greatest moment in placekicking history.

Seriously, who needs Dreamboat? We always read that “sense of humor” is the number one thing chicks are looking for anyway. That’s true, right?

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