Now time for the Week 2 Results Show!

This week’s Shannon Sharpe Award goes to Three Amigos who finished a solid +3.9 units and willingly wagered on the Niners.

This week’s Flaccid Penis Award goes to Quagmire who finished a tragic -9.0 units and has been forced to move back in with his parents.

Congrats go to the four of you who beat me this week. My condolences to the losers who didn’t. Remember, next week is the final week to enter. And if you have entered already remember you must participate 6 out of 8 weeks and submit at least 30 overall picks to be in the running for NFL Handicapper.

WEEK 2 RESULTS

Three Amigos: +3.9 units

2 Units: Indy -2 - W
1 Unit: Jacksonville -6 - L
3 Units: San Fran +9 - W

Boruboru: +3.8 units
2 units on tennessee +1 - W
3 units on green bay -3 - W
1 unit on buffalo +5 - W
2 units on pittburgh -6.5 - L
1 unit on baltimore +4.5 - DNP

Frank C: + 3.7 units
3 unit on tb -7 - W
3 unit on wash +1 - W
2 unit on Minn +2 - L
1 unit on NYJ -1 - L
1 unit on Eagles +7 - W

Toast: +1.8 units

Green Bay -3 2 Units W
Buffalo +5.5 2 Units W
New Orleans -1 2 Units L

Booth: +0.6 units

• Saints -1  2 units - L
• Colts  -2  3 units - W
• Falcons +7 2 units - L
• Texans -4.5 3 units - DNP
• Browns +6.5 2 unit - W

Mr. Touchdown: -0.3 units1 unit Raiders +3.5 - W
1 Unit Titans +1 - W
1 Unit Bills +5 - W
1 Unit Falcons +7 - L
2 Units Dolphins +6.5 - L

Quagmire: -9.0 units
2 units Cincinatti -1 - L
3 units Minnesota +1 - L
2 units Washington +1 - W
3 units Jacksonville -4 1/2 - L
2 units New York Jets -1 - L

OVERALL STANDINGS

1) Frank C: +10.5 units

2) Boruboru: +7.3 units

3) *Big Test Icicles: +6.9 units

4) *Three Amigos: +3.9 units

5) Toast: +2.7 units

6) *ZacHawney: -0.2 units

7) *Mr. Touchdown: -0.3 units  

8 ) *Team Pissing Excellence: - 1.5 units

9) *Charez: -2.4 units

10) Booth: - 4.2 units

11) *BigSnack98: - 6.7 units

12) *Quagmire: -9.0 units

*Indicates participating for only one of the first two weeks. 

Post a comment if you want to question my math. See you ladies on Friday.

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