According to an upcoming documentary on the life and times of Fidel Castro, the Cuban dictator has slept with roughly 35,000 women in his lifetime. Page Six Reports:

“‘He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades - one for lunch and one for supper. Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast,’ an ex-Castro official named ‘Ramon’ tells filmmaker Ian Halperin. ‘I don’t think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all the incredible women he had access to as president.’ Castro’s security would comb Havana beaches each day recruiting the hottest babes.”

First off, are there enough hot babes in Cuba to support this sort of rampant banging? Sure, these numbers have been compiled over a number of decades and there’s probably a lot of generational overlap between mothers and daughters, but still. Seems like Castro’s people would have had to resort to imports at some point to satisfy these figures. The most likely candidate for import? Your mom.

Also, is Castro coming off as a more and more likable dude the older he gets to anyone else? Sure, there’s all the fascist communist blah, blah, blah stuff, but when it comes to simply having a beer with a guy, he doesn’t seem all that bad. He likes baseball and cigars and hot chicks on the beach. We can think of several guy cousins we have less in common with.

[Source: Page Six]

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