Olivia Wilde. So hot right now. Not only was she was front and center in last night’s House premiere, performing admirably as the show’s predominant eye candy, but she’s also making headlines for Megan Fox’s awesome quotes in the new GQ:

“I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”

Wow. And we thought we were the only ones capable of working cattle into our lust for the ladies.

But back to Olivia. What she lacks in the front court she makes up for in how much we want to bang  her. It has something to do with that “F Me” look she’s constantly flashing. And the whole lipstick lesbian vibe that’s attached to her acting career. First she plays a hot chick who’s into other hot chicks on The OC (that’s right, we saw it). Then Megan Fox can’t stop gushing about how much she wants to go down on her (that’s what we read anyway). And to top it all off, all signs point to her making out with even more chicks in the upcoming season of House.

Talk about carving a niche. Has anyone ever asked if she’s in need of any meat for the middle of all these pretty lady sandwiches? If not, we’d like to be the first.

Olivia Wilde’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 24.

Figure: Runway thin.

Fantasy Career Ambition: Indy film queen.

Realistic Career Expectation: Four seasons of House.

Fun Facts on Olivia:

• Despite all the lesbian casting, she’s actually married to some dude. He’s currently busy trying to get Megan Fox’s number.

• She has dual citizenship between the US and Ireland. She thinks Colin Farrell is a pussy for going to rehab.

• The time she kissed Mischa Barton on The OC is widely recognized as “the best thing that ever happened on The OC.”

• She was almost cast as the female lead in Casino Royale, but they decided to go with that chick with the big ears instead.

• She played the girlfriend of Emile Hirsch in Alpha Dog and even she thought he was too much of a little bitch for the role.

Her Slutty Rocker Chick / Asking for a Trip to Poundtown Look:

And Our Handpicked Gallery:

Happy Hump Day!

[Sources: Wikipedia, IMDb, LA Times Blog]

Previous Editions of Hump Day:

• Eva Mendes
• Leighton Meester
• Doutzen Kroes
• Olivia Munn
• Leryn Franco

Hump Day is NextRound’s weekly segment featuring pretty ladies you should get to know. Click here to check out previous editions.

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