Why You Suck If You’re Not Watching It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
September 18th, 2008 by NextRound
The fourth season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – the funniest show on television – starts tonight. As a public service announcement we’ve rounded up just about every clip available on the world wide web in order to remind everyone who doesn’t watch how much they suck.
If you’re not watching then…
You don’t know how to pick a rec league basketball team. “I can’t pick the…I can’t pick the what?”
You don’t know how to properly sing “More than Words” with your friends at bar. Mind the Charlie solo at the :17 mark.
You don’t know why you don’t care about other people’s dreams. “It’s like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I’m not in any of them and no one’s having sex, then I don’t care.”
You don’t know how Charlie won the dance off.
You don’t know how to run the perfect route. “Really should have popped that shirt off.”
You don’t know how to go America all over everybody’s ass.“Gonna flyyyyy on an eagle.”
You don’t know how to Rick Roll yourself.
And you don’t know the lyrics to “Day Man”. “Master of karate and friendship…for everyone.”
We suggest you get started on not sucking tonight at 10. Also, you can watch just about every episode from the first three seasons for free on Hulu, which is a pretty sweet deal for those of us who don’t like to splurge on DVDs but keep a lightning fast internet connection because we refuse to deal with slow porn downloads.
For those of you already excited about tonight, here’s a compilation of the Season 4 promos.
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September 18th, 2008 at 11:25 am
you guys have been super gay abt promoting this show. I’m sold. Never watched, but will set the tivo. If it sux i’m kicking Maske in the junk.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
We can’t all exclusively watch Celebreality.
September 18th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
30 rock is better. just barely but it is. I also refuse to settle for slow porn. I sleep on two futon mats on the floor pushed together without sheets but we still have DSL at our house.
October 20th, 2008 at 2:03 am
Absolutely ridiculous to suggest that 30 Rock is better; Sunny is by far and without a doubt the best show on TV. Though this season has not been quite on the same level as the first 2, its ability to stay consistently funny is what makes it such a tremendous show and is a testament to the incredible acting/comedic timing between these superbly cast characters.