Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

• LSU’s new QB prefers ever-smooth Natty Light for beer bong. [Deadspin]
• Chicks like this are what make Mexican Independence Day great. [On 205th]
• Warren Sapp’s Dancing with the Stars debut (video). [FanHouse]
• It took 6 cops and 1 taser to take down this wrestler. [With Leather]

• Dude farts on cop and gets charged with battery. [Don Chavez]
• Roger Clemens does look a lot like Uncle Joey’s puppet. [WAH]
• Megan Fox’s dress got a little wet. [BOH]
• 25 Awesome Ari Gold Quotes. [Cuzoogle]

• MORE Alba bikini pictures. Now in white! [Beer Goggler]
• 10 Upcoming Sports Movies You Should Probably Miss. [Epic Carnival]
• Is this chick the country’s hottest 18 year-old coed? [Busted Coverage]
• Best Matching Prom Outfit EVER. [Yep Yep]

• Songs Guaranteed to Ignite Bar Sing-Along Madness. [Boosh]
• 7 Seinfeld Spin-Offs That Would Have Been Successful. [Uncoached]
• Every NFL team’s musical equivalent through Week 3. [Angry T]
• And David Blaine is going to get punched by Kimbo Slice tonight. [AA]

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