Want to teach that hooker ex-girlfriend of yours a lesson? Feel like giving her crabs is the answer but you don’t want to go through the whole ordeal of getting crabs yourself? Well, today’s your lucky day.

Intrepid reader and notable spreader of venereal diseases, The Truth, alerted us this morning to the new revolutionary website, RevengeCrabs.com, an online shop dedicated to providing you with all the means necessary to give crabs to the people who deserve them, namely ex-girlfriends, college professors, the guy who clips his fingernails at work, and anyone who has ever directly or indirectly  prevented you from getting to third base.

We especially like their simple yet effective tagline: “The Best Revenge Is Giving Them Crabs”. Fuck yeah it is. Subtle, yet effective. Funny, and makes for a great story. Mean spirited, but not mean spirited enough to translate to jail time. Pretty much awesome all around.

Thanks to The Truth for the tip.

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