Every so often we run across a photo on the world wide web that triggers a variety of reactions. This photo we saw on Deadspin of Baron Davis hanging out with the Albas in Cabo is one of them.

The Various Reactions:

1) Who the fuck is that chick to the left? Holy shit. Is she sucking in or does her stomach just look like that?

2) Is that a GD barbwire tattoo on Cash Warren’s left arm? He just went up another notch on the turd-o-meter. And he was already in upper 95th percentile.

3) Sprite and bottled waters? Are they at the beach or rehab? Where are the beers and boiled peanuts?

4) We’re not ones to examine other dude’s physiques (especially when there’s a hot young poa to the left of them), but Jenny Craig seems to already be paying dividends for Baron.

5) Is it evil that we still kind of want Cash Warren to trip into oncoming traffic despite the fact we know he’s a dad now? Would it be less evil if we’re knowingly prepared to take on his fatherly duties?

6) Does that chick to left have representation? Is she an Alba? Is Baron tapping it? How come when we hit the beach in Mexico it’s all fat chicks trying to sell us baja jackets? Where’s the equity?

[H/T: Deadspin]

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