The Real Life Jason Bourne
September 25th, 2008 by NextRound
The story behind this video is supposed to have something to do with a tourist getting beat up, but as far as we’re concerned none of that really matters. What matters is that the dude inflicting the beating is the real life Jason Bourne. Watch how systematically he decapacitates the other guy. It’s pretty fucking awesome.
The whole thing is extremely reminiscent of a run in with a hippie we had back in ‘05. Let’s just say he talked us into signing the petition.
[H/T: Yep Yep]















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September 25th, 2008 at 11:03 am
So many questions:
1) Did that guy just beat up an old man?? (looked like the old man was asking for it).
2) Did he just beat somebody up w/ 1 hand while holding his coffee??
3) Was the old man homeless, wasted, or both?
4) Not a question, but love that the camera guy just giggles to himself as old man is getting pummeled.
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