The fourth season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – the funniest show on television – starts tonight. As a public service announcement we’ve rounded up just about every clip available on the world wide web in order to remind everyone who doesn’t watch how much they suck.
If you’re not watching then…
You don’t know how to pick a rec league basketball team. “I can’t pick the…I can’t pick the what?”
You don’t know how to properly sing “More than Words” with your friends at bar. Mind the Charlie solo at the :17 mark.
You don’t know why you don’t care about other people’s dreams. “It’s like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I’m not in any of them and no one’s having sex, then I don’t care.”
You don’t know how Charlie won the dance off.
You don’t know how to run the perfect route. “Really should have popped that shirt off.”
You don’t know how to go America all over everybody’s ass.“Gonna flyyyyy on an eagle.”
You don’t know how to Rick Roll yourself.
And you don’t know the lyrics to “Day Man”. “Master of karate and friendship…for everyone.”
We suggest you get started on not sucking tonight at 10. Also, you can watch just about every episode from the first three seasons for free on Hulu, which is a pretty sweet deal for those of us who don’t like to splurge on DVDs but keep a lightning fast internet connection because we refuse to deal with slow porn downloads.
For those of you already excited about tonight, here’s a compilation of the Season 4 promos.
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