Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

• Model Bianca Gascoigne thinking thong at the beach. [Bright Black Internet]
• Hugh Hefner’s long list of girlfriends. Kind of depressing. [Yep Yep]
• CNN’s Robin Meade is stalktastic, says stalker. [Blog of Hilarity]
• Pats rookie QB wore a pretty ballsy wristband. [FanHouse]

• Turns out Heather Locklear was framed for DUI. Weird. [WWTDD]
• If you’re wearing a fanny pack you deserve to faceplant (video). [Don Chavez]
• Kardashian got bounced from DWTS. Ha, what a dummy. [Epic Carnival]
• 8 Minutes of NFL players getting their clock’s cleaned (video). [KSK]

• Katie Price has a new fragrance, same boobs. [My Chill Pill]
• Jack Black in Bourne Identity: The Comedy? [Film Drunk]
• Vanessa Arias is our new favorite Mexican actress. [Uncoached]
• Houston’s #1 bad girl. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]

• 7 TV Shows That Need To End. Who watches Two and a Half Men? [Cuzoogle]
• Portuguese model Mariana Rodrigues in FHM. Nice. [On 205th]
• Family hazes 83 year-old grandma into keg stand (video). [Busted Coverage]
• And the NBA dance team tryouts you need to see. [Angry T]

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