We don’t give Thursday the credit it deserves. It’s pretty great for a weekday. Everyone mails in Friday so you can get as drunk as you want. And if a night of cougar hunting proves to be unsuccessful or if your prey just can’t stay up past 10PM you’ve always got fresh Office and Always Sunny episodes on DVR to look forward to. Yeah, Thursday kind of rocks your face.

One of the more integral parts of Thursday’s awesomeness is Kevin from The Office. We’ve slowly come to the realization that Kevin is the straw that stirs The Office drink. He’s used just enough to always keep you wanting more and it’s impossible to name a time he didn’t deliver.

With that — and the fact there will be no Office tonight due to the VP debates — in mind, we gathered up all the short clips we could find of our favorite bald, double-chinned, deceptively-not-retarded TV accountant in order to pay tribute. Enjoy.

“Are you kidding me?!”

“Mmmm…MILF.”

“Often times you find them on strippers.”

“Can you just say, ‘These are due back Thursday?’”

• Assorted spectacular Kevin quotes from TheOfficeQuotes.com. They randomize. We literally spent an hour hitting refresh.

• The compilation of Kevin and Holly scenes from the Season 4 finale. If there’s a funnier premise than one co-worker mistakenly thinking another co-worker is retarded we haven’t heard of it.

• And YouTube’s “The Best of Kevin” Part I and Part II. Long, but awesome. Your willingness to watch these should tell you a lot about how effective you are at your job.

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