Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web

• Bama fans get creepy on Erin Andrews. [Don Chavez]
• BC’s devoted the day to a worthy cause: Lingerie Football. [Busted Coverage]
• Even more Steven Seagal updates! Today: Under Siege 3. [Film Drunk]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt has reigned it back in. [Epic Carnival]

• The porno version of Sarah Palin has been cast. [WWTDD]
• Jim Tressel talks the size of his package. [EDSBS]
• 14 Improvisations on the Road (funny photos). [Banned in Hollywood]
• Tricia Helfer did FHM Germany. Good for her. [DJ Mick]

• These Halloween costumes took some balls. [Uncoached]
• David Spade still inexplicably hitting stuff out of his league. [On 205th]
• Comic book fans have gotten a little less cordial over the years. [Holy Taco]
• And a little Bar Rafaeli for the weekend. [Beer Goggler]

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