After taking home Week 3’s Flaccid Penis Award, Boruburu came back strong in Week 4 to claim The Shannon Sharpe Award, going +7.6 units and not being scared to bet on Kerry Collins. The effort rocketed him up to third place.

Week 4’s Flaccid Penis Award goes to BigSnack98 who won with the Browns but nowhere else, landing him at -4.6 units for the weekend.

Frank C. had another big week going +6.6 units, putting him squarely in the driver’s seat. His rise to power is setting up perfectly for a disappointing drop off once people start playing his picks. Just the way we like it.

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Here are my three bet the mortgage picks for Week 5 followed by last week’s results and the overall standings. Good luck on Sunday.

Booth’s Week 5 Picks:

2 units

Eagles -6
49ers +3
Cards -1.5

WEEK 4 RESULTS

Booth: +1.7 units

2 units:

• New Orleans -2.5 - W
• Jets EVEN - W
• Green Bay -2.5 - L

1 unit:

• Cleveland +3.5 - W
• Oakland +8 - L

Boruboru: +7.6 units

San Fran + 5 2 unit - L
Carolina -6.5 3 units - W
Packers +1 2 units - L
Titans -3 3 units - W
Chargers - 7.5 2 units - W
Redskins +11 2 units - W
Ravens +5 2 units - W

Charez: +3.8 units

Carolina -6.5. 3 units - W
Packers +1. 2 units - L
Bills -8 3 units - W

Three Amigos: -3.2 units

2 units:
Packers +1 - L
Browns +3.5 - W

1 unit:
Broncos -10 - L
Cardinals +1 - L
49ers +5 - L
St Louis +8 - L
Houston +7 - W

Frank C.: +6.6 units

3 unit on Tb -1 - W
3 unit on KC +10 - W
3 unit on Oak +7.5 - L
2 unit on over eagles 39.5 - W
2 unit on Ravens +7 - W
1 unit on Min +3 - L
1 unit on Browns +3.5 - W

BigSnack98: -4.6 units

Browns +3.5 for 2 - W
Cardinals +1 for 2 - L
Vikings +3 for 1 - L
Packers +1 for 3 - L

OVERALL STANDINGS

1) Frank C: +17.1 units

2) Big Test Icicles: +5.3 units

3) Boruboru: +4.9 units

4) Charez: +3.4 units

5) Booth: +2.3 units

6) Toast: +2.1 units

7) Three Amigos: +0.7 units

8 ) ZacHawney: -0.2 units

9) Mr. Touchdown: -0.3 units  

10) Team Pissing Excellence: - 1.5 units

11) Quagmire: -9.0 units

12) BigSnack98: - 11.6 units

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