After getting slaughtered in Week 4 and being awarded the Flaccid Penis Award, BigSnack98 went balls to the wall and claimed Week 5’s Shannon Sharpe Award, going a legendary +15 units, winning five 3 unit games and pushing the sixth. Damn. You. Flacco. The Herculean effort catapulted him from the bottom of the standings to fourth place overall.

Week 5’s Flaccid Penis Award goes to Frank C., who felt the need to heat up the competition by dwindling his massive lead with a -5.0 unit outing. He’s still in first, but the margin has significantly narrowed.

WEEK 5 RESULTS

Booth: -2.4 units

2 units

Eagles -6 - L
49ers +3 - L
Cards -1.5 - W

Boruboru: -2.7 units

texans +3 1 unit - L
titans -3 2 units - Push
panthers -9′ 2 units - W
redksins +6 3 units - W
lions +3′ 1 unit - L
jaguars -4 2 units - L
kc/car over 38′ 1 unit - L
az/buff und 44′ 2 units - L

Frank C: -5 units

3 units jacksonville-4 - L
2 units seattle+7 - L
2 units eagles-6 - L
2 units dolphins+6.5 - W
2 units texans+3 - L
2 units under den 47.5 - W
1 unit det+3.5 - L
1 unit TB +3 - Push
1 unit AZ -1 - W
1 unit CIN +16 - W

bigsnack98: +15 units

its moving week:
ALL FOR 3 UNITS
Colts -3 - W
Ravens +3 - Push
Patriots -3 - W
Bears -3.5 - W
Steelers +4 - W
Bengals +16 - W

Toast: +5.7 units

all 3 units
AZ -1 - W
Washington +6 - W
KC +9.5 - L
Colts -3 - W
TN -3 - Push
Cki -3 (Editor’s Note: no idea what this means) - Push

Three Amigos: -0.7 units

3 Units:
Indy -3 - W
TB +3 - Push
Dallas -16 - L

2 Units:
Buffalo +1 - L
SD -6.5 - L
Car -9 - W
Pats -3 - W

OVERALL STANDINGS

1) Frank C: +12.1 units

2) Toast: +7.8 units

3) Big Test Icicles: +5.3 units

T4) BigSnack98: +3.4 units

T4) Charez: +3.4 units

6) Boruboru: +2.2 units

7) Three Amigos: 0.0 units

8 ) Booth: -0.1 units

9) ZacHawney: -0.2 units

10) Mr. Touchdown: -0.3 units  

11) Team Pissing Excellence: - 1.5 units

12) Quagmire: -9.0 units

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