Fall television is back in full swing, which is a truly wonderful thing. And with the advent of DVR technology — another truly wonderful thing — you can watch more television than ever. Of course, with great power comes great responsibility. In the case of DVR technology your responsibility lies in you not revealing too much about yourself to anyone who might stumble upon your recordings.

Here’s what certain shows will reveal about you if you’re not careful…

You Don’t Understand Comedy: 

• Two and a Half Men

• The Big Bang Theory

• Til Death

You’re an Unforgiveable Lameass: 

• Dancing with the Stars

• One Tree Hill

• The Hills, My Super Sweet Sixteen, and everything else on MTV…

You Like Vin Diesel Movies:

• Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles

• Prison Break

• Knight Rider

You’re Into Dudes:

• America’s Next Top Model

• Project Runway

You Possess the Soul of a Female:

• Lipstick Jungle

• Gossip Girl

• Grey’s Anatomy

We do recommend adding a season pass to Project Runway to any of your buddies’ DVRs. Calling someone gay via television subscriptions never gets old.

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