In a shocking turn of events Week 6’s Shannon Sharpe Award goes to yours truly. My ex-girlfriends would probably take issue with me bringing home this honor, but those skanks can suck it. I managed a respectable +3.8 units, going 2-1 on two unit picks and 2-0 on one unit picks. That’s what happens when you hop on the Matty Ice bandwagon. I’m happy to announce that I’m back in the top 5 thanks to my weekend effort and a couple of horrendous collapses by my competitors. Speaking of which…

Week 6’s Flaccid Penis Award goes to Boruboru, who — by his very own accord — was “going for broke”. Man, did he succeed in Orlovsky-esque fashion. Boruboru went -12.2 units for the weekend, dropping every single game but the 1 unit he put on the Browns last night. At first we thought it was a shame he didn’t go 0-fer, but the more we think about it it’s kind of fitting that the only W was a one unit bomb on Cleveland. Congrats, Boruboru. You went out with a bang. And now you’re firmly in donkey dick last place.

Here are the rest of the Week 6 results followed by the overall standings…

WEEK 6 RESULTS

Booth: +3.8 units

2 Units

Saints -7 - W
Falcons +3 - W
SF +4.5 - L

1 Unit

Browns +9 - W
Rams +13.5 - W

Charez: +2.7 units

3 units

Panthers +1 - L
Eagles -4.5 - W
Chargers -5 - W

Boruboru: -12.2 units

oakland +7 2 units - L
baltimore +4 3 units - L
chicago -3 3 units - L
houston -3 1 unit - L
washington -13′ 1 unit - L
new england +5 2 units - L
cleveland +9 1 unit - W

Frank C: -0.6 units

all 2 units
oak +7 - L
balt +4 - L
ATL +3 - W
texans -3 - L
SD -5 - W
TB -1.5 - W

bigsnack98: -3.9 units

All 3 points.
Ravens +4 - L
Bengals +9.5 - L
Rams +13.5 - W
Packers +1 - W
Pats +5 - L

Three Amigos: -8.0 units

3 units:
Cowboys -5.5 - L
Giants -7 - L

2 units:
Panthers +2 - L
Jets -6 - W
Pats +5.5 - L

1 unit:
Miami +3 - W

OVERALL STANDINGS

1) Frank C: +11.5 units

2) Toast: +8.8 units

3) Charez: +6.1 units

4) Big Test Icicles: +5.3 units

5) Booth: +3.7 units

6) ZacHawney: -0.2 units

7) Mr. Touchdown: -0.3 units

8 ) BigSnack98: -0.5 units

9) Team Pissing Excellence: - 1.5 units

10) Three Amigos: -8.0 units   

11) Quagmire: -9.0 units

12) Boruboru: -10.0 units

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