Despite possessing unwavering cool and toughness of our own we’re not oblivious to the fact that many of you out there are relationship guys. And that one of the many hardships of being a “relationship guy” is compromising on primetime television. So as sort of a poon-oriented public service announcement every so often on H Day we like to feature a pretty lady who helps ease the pain of these sorts of compromises. Exhibit A: Lipstick Jungle’s Lindsay Price.

Sure, it may seem like the worst thing ever when you’re missing the NLCS to watch a manish Brook Shields slurp down cosmos and talk about how she hasn’t shaved her legs in over a week, but thanks to Lindsay’s fine hint-of-Asian ass you’re only in the second circle of hell as opposed to the eighth. And for that, she deserves for us to write about how much we want to bang her…

Lindsay’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 31.

Where You May Have Seen Her: The original 90210, on daytime television (if you’re a fucking weirdo), and in one of many failed primetime comedies or dramas.

Where You May See Her Soon: On Lipstick Jungle, if your wife or girlfriend keeps your nuts in her coin purse.

Fun Facts on Lindsay:

• Her mom and dad were legally brother and sister. Seriously! It’s not too super gross because her mom was adopted, but it’s still kind of weird. Pretty much the equivalent of Greg nailing Marsha, only if Greg was REALLY into Asian chicks.

• She regularly confirms that Ian Ziering is in fact as awesome to party with as people imagine.

• She’s a recent divorcee, which — from our experience — means she’ll be considerably cooler about one night stands going forward.

• Her mom is of Korean descent and her dad is of German-Irish descent. Hard to believe that combo turned out so well. Kind of like how it’s hard to believe dipping a french fry into a Wendy’s Frosty can be so delicious.

Screenshots That Would Lead You to Believe Lipstick Jungle Doesn’t Entirely Suck:

And Our Handpicked Gallery:

Happy Hump Day!

[Sources: Wikipedia, IMDb]

Previous Editions of Hump Day:

• Ali Landry
• Yvonne Strahovski
• Adriana Lima
• Olivia Wilde
• Eva Mendes

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