• Have you done any math to determine if it’s still possible to win your division?

• Can you rattle off a top five list of prospective new coaches without hesitation?

• Is your decision on whether to leave your tailgate to go into the game based primarily on how drunk you want to get?

• Has your coach used the phrase “looking for answers” in a press conference?

• Does a bowl in Boise not sound all that bad?

• Was 2005 the last time you heard your team’s name mentioned on Gameday?

• Have you sent a personal email to your AD expressing your disappointment?

• Have you had a conversation about the plummeting draft status of your seniors?

• Have your friends and family described your current state of mind as “a rough patch”?

• Have you uttered the phrase, “We should probably consider getting our young guys some playing time”?

• Do you find yourself rooting against both teams to lose in every game you watch?

• Have you explained to multiple people that you only attend games for “social purposes”?

• Have you found yourself taking out more aggression than usual on male cheerleaders?

• Does this list hit a little too close to home?

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