Things You Should Probably Remember Before The New Version Of Britney Gives You A Boner
October 21st, 2008 by
NextRound in Lady Friends
There’s been a lot of talk recently about Britney Spears getting her shit together and reverting back to her former hotness, particularly in this new video:
We have to admit, the improvement is remarkable, and we’re kind of weirdly happy for her. But at the same time we feel everyone out there should remember a few key things about Britney before they start sporting nostalgic ragers for her. Things like…
She had TWO of this guy’s kids.
The time she did her manatee impersonation on stage.
She likes the McDonald’s drive-thru more than Booth does.
She banged this guy.
The time she went G.I. Jane on herself.
She lost custody of her children to this guy.
The time she impersonated your white trash cousin for an interview with Matt Lauer.
You won’t like her when she’s angry.
She has C-section scars.
She walks barefoot into truckstop bathrooms.
She has been known to look like this in a two piece.
And she pays alimony to this dude.
This has been a public service announcement from NextRound.net
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steve irony says:
October 21st, 2008 at 10:12 am
yes but I still remember the rolling stones cover, and her first video, and the time she looked hot at the VMAs. It is really a toss up or a “wash”. We could do this game with Megan Fox, bad tattoes, one of which is 2 inches from her crotch which reads “brian”, for BAG. That is a complete burn on her. she might as well go sleep with dennis rodman.
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