There’s been a lot of talk recently about Britney Spears getting her shit together and reverting back to her former hotness, particularly in this new video:

We have to admit, the improvement is remarkable, and we’re kind of weirdly happy for her. But at the same time we feel everyone out there should remember a few key things about Britney before they start sporting nostalgic ragers for her. Things like…

She had TWO of this guy’s kids.

The time she did her manatee impersonation on stage.

She likes the McDonald’s drive-thru more than Booth does.

She banged this guy.

The time she went G.I. Jane on herself.

She lost custody of her children to this guy.

The time she impersonated your white trash cousin for an interview with Matt Lauer.

You won’t like her when she’s angry.

She has C-section scars.

She walks barefoot into truckstop bathrooms.

She has been known to look like this in a two piece.

And she pays alimony to this dude.

This has been a public service announcement from NextRound.net

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