What people will infer about you when they find out you went to see HSM3:

• You either A) have kids or B) have been court ordered to go door to door and explain how much you like kids.

• You don’t have a reliable pull out technique.

• You’ve had to defend Zac Ephron’s heterosexuality on more than one occasion.

• You were WAY too excited when the Vanessa Hudgens photos leaked to the world wide web (you know which ones we’re talking about).

• You have an opinion on Ashley Tisdale’s nose job.

• Fantasy football is one of the singular joys in your life.

• You daydream about “some strange” on an hourly basis.

• Grabbing a beer on a school night is simply out of the question.

• Some of the thoughts you’ve had about your babysitter would get you arrested in most states.

• You’re life sucks something awful.

Special thanks to Steve Irony for regularly providing the details of his life to us.

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