You always hear speculation that Lindsay Lohan is a self-absorbed, big-boobed pain in the ass, but we just don’t see it (except for the big boobs, we see those). Take the accounts of her recent stint on Ugly Betty for example. Seems like she was more than pleasant…

1) Lindsay didn’t overstay her welcome:

“It got so ugly on the set of Ugly Betty between Lindsay Lohan and the popular ABC show’s star, America Ferrera, that Lohan was cut from an agreed-upon six episodes to four.”

Aren’t you supposed to always leave people wanting more?

2) Lindsay helped decorate:

“One production source said, ‘It was a mess. Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people. She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to repaint her dressing room it was such a mess.’”

It’s not her fault the producers have such conservative tastes.

3) Lindsay made scrapbooks:

“In addition, Lohan ‘would obsessively cut pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was creating some sort of scrapbook and refused to go on set until America was there - it was a power play.’”

Who doesn’t like a keepsake? Sounds plain thoughtful to us.

4) Lindsay was a prankster:

“One episode, titled ‘Granny Pants,’ was about how Lohan, playing Betty’s high school nemesis, would ‘de-pants’ Ferrera. But Ferrera exacts her revenge and pulls down Lohan’s pants instead. ‘Lindsay wasn’t wearing any underwear,’ the source said.

“But a Lohan pal fumed, ‘Bull [bleep]! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America’s fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn’t supposed to pull Lindsay’s pants down - but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying.’”

OK, OK. Pretty evident we decided to go the “tongue-in-cheek” route with this piece as opposed to our normal “hard-hitting” routine, but the whole thing was worth it to read Lindsay’s friend go to bat for her with, “Lindsay wears underwear all the time now.” That’s kind of like, “Lindsay makes dudes wear protection all the time now.”

And what exactly can you do to a dressing room to fuck it up so bad that it has to be repainted? Is it weird that we’re starting like this chick more and more?

[Source: Page Six]

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