Mock porn has gained quite a bit of momentum lately with Zack and Miri Make a Porno opening this week and PG porn virally making its way around the world wide web. With that in mind we decided to review some of our favorite moments in mock porn from feature films:

Logjammin’ (The Big Lebowski)

One of our hundred favorite scenes from The Big Lebowski. Just tremendous all around. Kind of hard to believe Tara Reid hasn’t resorted to filming the real version yet. (NSFW)

“He fixes the cable.”

Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell in Angels Live in My Town (Boogie Nights)

Mark Wahlberg’s karate moves in this clip are almost awesome enough to give him a pass for casting Kevin Connolly in Entourage. (Slightly NSFW)

The Karate Porno (The Girl Next Door)

It’s a shame that:

A) We don’t have an actual name for the karate porno (we like to refer to it as Kung Poon: The Legend Continues), and

B) They didn’t just go through with it since they’d already made the effort to set up cameras and get in costume. Had a ton of potential.

Is it just us or has Cuthbert gone significantly downhill since this movie?

Neutered Man (Orgazmo)

Ah, Trey Stone and Matt Parker’s straight-to-DVD Orgazmo. Many have described it as the BASEketball of mock porn movies. This Neutered Man scene should give you a pretty good idea. (Slightly NSFW)

Seriously, what happened to the Orgazmo Ray?

OK, so this is just dialogue, but as far as opening scenes go it’s tough to compete with The Vag-Tastic Voyage. (NSFW Audio)

“The one where they find random girls on the street. And they invite them into a van. And then they bang them once they’re on the van.”

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