Athletes In Halloween Costumes: A Photo Essay
October 28th, 2008 by NextRound
Athletes are just like us! They dress up for Halloween! Let’s take a look…
The time Grant Wistrom rocked your face as Mr. T.
The time Dennis Rodman dressed up as Gene Simmons. Isn’t it a requirement of the costume that your tongue be out for all pictures? And what were those chicks planning on mining for? Rodman’s career prospects?
The time Jeff Gordon was a one night stand. He really should have figured out a way to incorporate a highway rest stop, but whatever.
The time Jason Taylor showed up as Ricky Williams. Gotta love the sell job. Surf’s up AND a Japanese flag patch. Awesome.
The time John McEnroe dressed up as the 1982 version of himself. Kind of money.
The time Rick Fox showed up as the black Zorro. And yes, many a skirt was lifted that night. Thanks for asking.
The time Darren McFadden and Felix Jones went as Fred and Barney. Just one dynamic duo honoring another.
The time Steelers kicker Jeff Reed dressed up as one of douchebags from Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
The time Jason Sehorn went as the dude from the condom box. Was Angie in a Jem costume? If so, awesome.
The time Tiki Barber lost a bet and had to dress as Puff the Magic Dragon.
The time Stacy Keibler talked some poor bastard into Raggedy Ann & Andy. Hope he got his end of the deal up front.
The time John Kitna went as the Lions D-line coach who had allegedly made a late night Wendy’s run in the buff. Would Jesus have dressed up in the same costume?
The time Brady Quinn was a Village Person. OK, we realize this wasn’t Halloween, but if BQ is willing to go this far for a wedding, just imagine what he’ll do come October 31st. Anyone else thinking Zac Efron costume complete with vocals?
And the time Rodman pulled off a remarkable Beetlejuice. Who needs Michael Keaton for the sequel?
Happy Halloween bitches! It’s not too late to pick up that Nick Nolte costume. We suggest you get on it.
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October 28th, 2008 at 10:03 am
the rodman beetlejuice is fantastic
October 28th, 2008 at 10:51 am
I always thougth Jason Taylor was kinda gay for the dancing w/ the stars thing…but he’s completely redeamed himself in my eyes. brilliant. and who the F is that w/ Jeff Gordon?? short dudes that pull make me angry.
October 28th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
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October 28th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Those Jeff Reed photos crack me up every time.
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October 29th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
If Stacy Keibler asked me to dress up as Strawberry Shortcake, let alone Raggedy Ann, you’d better believe it, I’d do it.
October 30th, 2008 at 4:57 am
Excellent photos..! Love their Halloween costumes.
November 14th, 2008 at 10:09 am
damn i never knew jeff reed was that big.