Every Arrest Should Involve Beers, Car Chases, And Tasers
October 28th, 2008 by NextRound
We can only assume this dude woke up yesterday morning determined to get arrested in the awesomest manner possible. Some local news station in California reports:
“Chris Baker, 19, pulled up next to a police vehicle early Monday morning and rolled down the driver’s side window, according to the Merced County Sheriff’s Department. Baker allegedly asked Deputy Delray Shelton if he wanted something to drink, then hurled an open 12-ounce can of Budweiser through his open window into the deputy’s vehicle (Editor’s Note: Did the cop want something to drink?).
“Baker then allegedly drove off and refused to stop when a nearby deputy gave pursuit. Baker allegedly sped through a parking lot and evaded pursuit on Hillside Avenue.
“As authorities searched the areas, Deputy Shelton recognized Baker walking down the 9000 block Of Rochester Avenue and confronted him. Baker allegedly resisted arrest, and Shelton used his taser to subdue him.”
We suggest you re-read the story substituting “allegedly” with “definitely”, but either way it’s difficult to deny the awesomeness.
Baker is apparently blaming a bad breakup for his self-destructive actions, but in the world we want to live in Baker made a bet with a cocky billionaire that he could bang the billionaire’s Playmate wife if in one night he managed to successfully: A) Antagonize a police officer — using only a can of Budweiser– into a high speed chase, B) Evade the police, and C) Let himself get caught and tasered.
Totally worth it.
[Source: CBS13.com]















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