And his name is Frank C.

Frank obliterated the competition and made the National Football League his bitch over an eight week period, fully convincing us that we should be betting his NFL picks.

Frank finished a remarkable +22.1 units overall. To put that into perspective, if you’d bet $100 on each of Frank’s picks you’d be up over two grand right now. To put that into further perspective, second place finished +5.3 units (and that guy didn’t participate every week like Frank did).

Paint us gay for Frank C.’s NFL handicapping ability.

We recommend you spend the rest of today liquidating your assets so you can roll hard on Frank’s Week 9 NFL picks that are to be published in his new Friday afternoon article. We personally guarantee they’ll be a better play than the stock market.

Week 8 results and the final overall standings after the jump. Thanks to everyone who participated.

WEEK8 RESULTS

Frank C: +0.8 units

1 Unit:
love Miami +1.5 (would be a 3 unit) - W
eagles -9 (gotta bet the home town team) - W
ne -7.5 - L
pitt -3 - L
TEX -9 - W

Booth: -6.9 units

3 units:
Bucs +1.5 - L
Falcons +9 - L
Panthers -4 - Push
Giants +3 - W
Patriots -7.5 - L

Boruboru: +6 units

baltimore -7 3 units - W
miami +1′ 3 units - W
st. louis +7′ 3 units - Push

Charez: -6.6 units

Falcons +9 3 units - L
Tampa Bay +1.5 3 units - L
Panthers -4 3 units - Push

bigsnack98: -11.4 units

Ravens -7 - W
Saints +3 - W
Chiefs +14 - W
Bills -1 - L
Bucs +1.5 - L
Falcons +9 - L
Pats -7.5 - L
Panthers -4 - Push
Redskins -7.5 - W
Browns +7 - W
Steelers -3 - L
49ers -5.5 - L
Bengals +9 - L
Colts +4 - L

Three Amigos: -18.0 units

3 Units:
Bal -7 - W
Car -4 - Push
TB +2 - L
Was -7.5 - W
Buf -1 - L
SD -3 - L
NYJ -13 - L
Phi -9 - W
Jax -7 - L
Cin +10 - L
NYG +2.5 - W
SF -5.5 - L
Ten -4 - W
TB v Dal over 40.5 - L
Was v Det over 44.5 - L
Jax vs Cle over 41 - L

OVERALL STANDINGS

1) Frank C: +22.1 units

2) Big Test Icicles: +5.3 units

3) Toast: 0.0 units

4) ZacHawney: -0.2 units

5) Mr. Touchdown: -0.3 units

6) Charez: -0.5 units

7) Boruboru: -1.3 units

8 ) Team Pissing Excellence: - 1.5 units

9) Booth: -7.8 units

10) Quagmire: -9.0 units

11) BigSnack98: -15.8 units

12) Three Amigos: -29.3 units 

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