John Daly spent several hours in the drunk tank of a Winston Salem, NC police station after he fell unconscious at a local Hooters at 2:17AM Wednesday morning. Officers called to the scene originally thought he needed medical attention but soon realized that he was just really fucking drunk.

We figured this latest footnote in the life of John Daly — getting bombed at Hooters on a Tuesday night and refusing to leave even three hours after they closed — calls for a retrospective on the life and times of drunken John Daly. Here is either the best or worst of, depending on how you view about photos of overweight drunk people:

The time he first encountered the topless stalker. The novelty had not worn off yet.

The time he gave a shirtless interview. Probably regretted that one.

The time he thought tequila shots at the turn were a good idea. Turns out they weren’t.

The time he was REALLY excited to see the drummer from Hootie & the Blowfish.

The time the novelty started to wear off. 

The time he turned his bus into his own personal Hooters. This means I only have to tip 10%, right?

The time he and Kid Rock waxed intellectual on the course. Finish a beer a hole or you had to hit your next tee shot with your nuts out.

The time he partied with the chick in the “Fucking Fabulous” tank top. Both later agreed that the evening was, in fact, fucking fabulous.

The time he was drunk enough to let some old lady give him a wet willy. Her friend really enjoyed it.

The time he told the topless stalker he’d murder her in front of her children if she made him spill his Coors light. 

One of the many times he wasn’t going to bed until he wolfed down a pizza.

The time he gave out complimentary “Real or Fake?” tests on his bus.

And the time he jumped on the Phillies bandwagon. He was only kind of drunk in this photo, but we promise he was shitfaced last night.

Thank god no one had a camera phone on them the time we partied with Daly in Tijuana. Things definitely got weird that night.

[Source: News-Record via Deadspin]

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