Judging A Movie By Its Trailer: Zack And Miri Make A Porno

Here’s the trailer for Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Kevin Smith’s new comedy starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks. It opens in a couple of weeks, so it’s probably time we take a look…

What We Know:

• The first thirty seconds of this trailer may be reason enough to see the movie. “You’re a rad dude.”
• It’s weird to see Seth Rogen in a movie Judd Apatow has nothing to do with.
• It’s even weirder to see the Kevin Smith regulars mixed in with the Apatow regulars.
• Randal from Clerks should be allowed to be in non-Kevin Smith movies.
• The Star Trek themed porn we have on DVD gets a little overzealous with the alien makeup.

What We Can Guess:

• People are going to start realizing how truly awesome Craig Robinson is after this flick.
• Traci Lords would make a man out of us.
• Zack doesn’t get past second base on camera.
• We’re going to start telling chicks we “have some cream for them”, and then play it off as a joke from this movie if they don’t run with it.

What’s Unclear:

• Whether or not we “really want to” bang Elizabeth Banks or just “definitely would” bang Elizabeth Banks.
• Whether Kevin Smith will ever rebound from his cameo in Daredevil.
• Whether or not we should give Justin Long a pass for dating Drew Berrymore.
• Whether there is in fact soft core gay porn.

If any of our readers can answer the soft core gay porn question that would be awesome. Swear no one will call you a homo.

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