Today must be White Dudes Try and Jump On Things Day because now we have this tremendous surveillance camera video of two drunk guys repeatedly attempting to jump onto a downtown horse statue. There’s like a 50/50 chance this is actually footage of our boy T-Bone from last weekend.

Those guys had a lot of drunk motivation. We would have only given it one shot and then tried to walk through a drive thru for a sack of Krystals. Pretty much our same approach with the ladies.

[H/T: Tasty Booze]

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