Team Cool & Tough is heading to Vegas this morning, which, unfortunately for you — not us — means content is going to be light today. We recommend you scan the sidebar and check out any of the recent articles you may have missed. We have exceeded our own expectations of awesomeness lately. 

Sports picks out later today. And maybe a little something here and there depending on whether or not Scores has their wi-fi properly installed yet.

Sports Update:

• Jay Cutler simply couldn’t let Brady Quinn’s first NFL W be against him. [Yahoo]
• John Daly is such a drunken mess Hooters is considering firing him. [Deadspin]
• Infidelity dating service wants to advertise with the NFL. [Awful Announcing]

Stuff We Like:

• Movie mash-ups that should happen sooner rather than later. [Holy Taco]
• LSU fans getting excited to show their contempt for Nick Saban. [Busted Coverage]
• The 10 Hottest Gemma Atkinson Videos Ever Created. [Manofest]

Things Got Weird:

• Some hero in Tampa used his 72 year-old grandpa as a human shield. [Yahoo]
• Drunk driver informs cops he knows karate and has been working out. [Kitsap Sun]
• Bar patron learns the hard way that gum wrappers are not currency. [AP]

Assorted Pretty Ladies:

• Anyone feeling like a Stacy Keibler gallery? [Celebridiot]
• Sofia Vergara is Columbian and we don’t judge her for it. [My Chill Pill]
• And where the hell did Vanessa Marcil disappear to? [Salty Milk]

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