16 Funny Senior Portraits And The Reasoning Behind Them
November 12th, 2008 by NextRound
No one looks back fondly on their senior portrait, especially the people who thought these were a good idea…
The Gameboy Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were never going to get laid.
The NBA Jeans Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the wigger with NBA team patches on your jeans.
The High Voltage Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were always a little too much to handle.
The Mid-Curl Portrait. For when you want to remember how jacked and tan you were.
The Lay in Hay Portrait. For when you want people to remember you were always cool with getting down in a barn.
The Brio-in-the-Background Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you REALLY liked Brio.
The Portrait of a Portrait Portrait. For you want people to remember that you really liked your senior portrait.
The Pose on a Ladder Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were destined for manual labor.
The Playing the Violin Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the pussy who had to take violin lessons.
The Shirtless-with-My-Pregnant-Girlfriend Photo. For when you want people to remember that white trash never stops procreating.
The Margarita-Salt-in-the-Background Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you could drink margaritas at your parents’ house whenever you wanted.
The Daniel-san Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the president of the Ralph Macchio fan club.
The Scott Storch Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were destined to become the next Scott Storch.
The Weird Asian Kid Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the weird Asian kid.
And The Hansbrough Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you’re a basketball playing douchebag. (Thanks to The Sports Point via Yep Yep for the discovery.)
This is about the time you’re supposed to go and burn any old senior portraits so no one can scan them and put them on the internet.
Honorable Mention (sent in by well-endowed reader Mike): The Samurai Sword Portrait.
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November 12th, 2008 at 9:22 am
I’m sure the whitetrash baby turns out fine.
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November 12th, 2008 at 10:33 am
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November 12th, 2008 at 11:03 am
I think the guy at the top went to my highschool
November 12th, 2008 at 11:13 am
The whitetrash portrait is Treee-F*CKING-mendous…my head is going to explode.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
The only one missing from this is the portrait with the fake laser background. You all know the one that I’m talking about.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
awesome pics, but hansbrough is no douche. must be duke fan writing the comments.
November 12th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
thanks. I feel much better about my senior pix…. Mullet + Letterman JAcket + head propped by my hand = Virgin
November 12th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
The parasol and fan portrait, because you always wanted to be Princess Peach:
http://www.trevoroldak.com/uploads/parasol.jpg
November 12th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
The annoying banner ads on this site are 100 times worse than the senior pictures. I love seeing fake ass windows alert boxes that have white backgrounds while surfing on a mac - almost fooled me into clicking on it.
I could deal with the annoying ad if it wasn’t for the stupid alert sound associated with it.
November 12th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
The Face in a Mirror Portrait is from a tutorial..
completely ruins the fun.. sorry
http://www.flickr.com/groups/strobist/discuss/72157594577686705/
November 12th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Lol! The salt margarita one is the best!
Dan,
Graduation Stoles
November 12th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
I think these rule. Why in the world would people want to discourage this kind of creativity?? Kudos to all of the people in these photos for having the chutzpah to be who they are.
November 12th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
For senior portraits everyone I knew wore a cap and gown.
November 12th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
QUOTE: ” The annoying banner ads on this site are 100 times worse than the senior pictures. I love seeing fake ass windows alert boxes that have white backgrounds while surfing on a mac - almost fooled me into clicking on it. ”
MAC + Safari = YOU FAIL.
Get Firefox 3 + Adblock Plus + Noscript TODAY!
I don’t know what adds you’re talking about!
(Website might wanna delete this considering you make money off adds, and if enough people who visit your site do what I do then you will be able to go on much longer.)
November 12th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
“Weird Asian Kid Portrait”? More like “Super Cool Asian Kid Who Gets Laid 9000+ Times More Than You Ever Will By Hot Asians Portrait”.
November 12th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
You also have to love the use of the ladder as a prop.
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November 13th, 2008 at 2:04 am
nice pics
November 13th, 2008 at 3:14 am
Um… sorry, I’m not American.
What’s a Senior Portrait? Is that something that goes in a Yearbook?
Or is it done for some other reason? And does everyone have to have one done?
November 13th, 2008 at 3:26 am
LMAO — that was some hilarious stuff. I feel sorry for the Asian kid … what a joke.
Thanks again for sharing.
-Roger
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November 13th, 2008 at 8:35 am
LOL, some of those were great. “basketball playing douchebag” doesn’t narrow it down enough I think.
November 13th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Oh and the ladder one is just pants
November 13th, 2008 at 9:43 am
#18:
It goes in a yearbook. Pretty much everybody in the US gets a special picture for their final year of high school. The other grades also get pictures in the yearbook, but they are smaller and typically black-and-white only.
November 13th, 2008 at 10:10 am
High School is the best time of our life. Portaits in senior year is a memorable thing to own.
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November 13th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
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November 13th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Dude hilarious! Great job!
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November 13th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Yeah, almost certain the guy sitting on the gameboy went to my high school. I remember that pic, and that face.
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:29 am
HAHA. The kid in the Brio portrait definitely went to my highschool.
November 14th, 2008 at 5:53 am
OMG - the shirtless with my preggers gf. WHO is the photographer that agreed to that?
November 14th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
i so want to hang out with the first kid, we could be best friends.
November 14th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
LOL @ Hansbrough. What a douchebag.
November 14th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
i actually really like the “white trash” picture… but that’s just me. the rest… made me laugh my ass off. XD
November 15th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Win! I love the Weird Asian Kid.
November 15th, 2008 at 9:28 am
This is MY senior portrait. —> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=28360&l=d2aa4&id=501712731
PS. I’m not really in the army.
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November 15th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
I absolutely love these! In my hometown the most typical pics were those taken on an old, rusty railroad bridge or leaning against whatever expensive convertible Daddy’s money bought. I just went to the studio and told them to take a damn pic so I could get it over with. I was so anorexic then ppl think it’s a pic of a relative when they see it now!
November 15th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I probably would have enjoyed this more, If the commentary wasn’t so poorly constructed. It was anything but humorous or witty.
November 15th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
The white trash photo is too freaking funny! Seriously laughing out loud…
November 16th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I so thought white trash portrait was some what sweet.Minus the tat, I would have considered it a little classy.
November 16th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Funny as hell, but I really liked the weird Asian kid. That one had class.
November 16th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
The Brio one is definitely in the Southlake Townsquare in Southlake, TX…
November 16th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
The white trash one is obviously the funniest one.
November 16th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Hahaha, Don Chavez, my boyfriend totally has one of those!
November 17th, 2008 at 12:16 am
The “Shirtless-with-My-Pregnant-Girlfriend Photo” was my favorite. The caption was clever too
November 17th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
You shoulda seen my senior photo. Pregnant and lots of meanness. I was voted “Least Well-Read” and “Most Likely to Hire a Contract Killer” in my senior class.
November 18th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Lol. Everyone is a poser in HS. Burn all them pictures is definitely the best idea.
November 18th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
it must be easy to sit back and talk shit about people you will never meet. clearly people never grow up, even after h.s.
November 19th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I would bang the sh*t out of the girl in the hay
November 19th, 2008 at 1:23 am
if HS was the best years of your life, you are a sad, sad little person.
and i’m pretty sure the ‘white trash’ pic is not for a yearbook.
November 19th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Hansborough isn’t a douche.
You’re just jealous you can’t play like him!
The rest are hilarious though.
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November 19th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
the “basketball playing douchebag” has a reeeeeally small head!!!!! lol.
November 19th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I don’t appreciate the libel against Tyler Hansbrough. He is a very attractive man, and if he was gay, I would totally do him.
November 19th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
He can dribble my basketballs anytime!
November 19th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
teehee
i’d let Tyler rump my kornhole
November 19th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
jeremy, you swore to me that i was all you see all you want and all you need.
i will NEVER go into a tunnell for you again!!
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November 20th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Jeremy, call me.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
The kid in “The Scott Storch Portrait” wins in my books, because that’s an MR2 behind him, and they’re awesome. It’s also one of the only photos that isn’t a complete embarassment.
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November 21st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
One of my friends senior portraits he was holding his xbox controller.
November 21st, 2008 at 4:42 pm
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November 25th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
The ones that were photo shopped suck, the others should have ben.
November 26th, 2008 at 6:06 am
By naming the pregnant portrait white trash, I find this remark highly offensive is extremly racist,from the inbred numb scull that wrote about it, you need to resign and find another job
November 26th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Richard Urquhart - it’s not ‘racist’ to call people ‘white trash’. And these people certainly look like they fit that description. Hopefully the picture was not for a yearbook. It’s completely classless, unlike what Ronda thought. Anyway, these were funny; I definitely said WTF to the white trash one
December 2nd, 2008 at 4:04 am
I want to meet that asian guy…
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:51 pm
This is funny because I am in one of these pictures and whoever has time to do this obviously has no life. I’m pretty sure I’ll be more successful than you in life, so have fun joking people on the internet while I make money and live a beautiful life. Step your game up buddy. Leave me your email if you would like to communicate about this issue since you have a pussy and couldn’t even put your name up here. Thanks.
December 6th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
High School is always the best time of our life…
December 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I really don’t see what’s wrong with playing the violin.
Personally, I CHOSE to take violin lessons, because I think it’s an amazing instrument.
Doesn’t make me anything of a “pussy” just because I have a talent that you’ll never be able to match.
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December 12th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I think the guy playing the violin is kinda cute…..
December 14th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Weird Asian kid rules.
December 16th, 2008 at 2:47 am
Hansbrough just wants to be an actor. “Oh no, the wind blew, I should fall over so maybe they will call a foul”
December 24th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Excellent funny! There’s always one douche bag in high school that has that “special” senior picture taken. At the time we all think “whatever” and now years later we all think “what a douche bag”…
December 27th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
i dont get the The Mid-Curl Portrait
…what?
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:46 am
does game boy advanced have a graphing calculator in his pocket, I’m thinking TI-83 silver edition?
January 4th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
oh man you should add this one to the list:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/bestrongbewrong/GT5Z6541.jpg
I’m just not sure what to call it.
January 6th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Hansbrough could cure cancer and make peace in the Middle East and that picture would still make him a douche
January 6th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
that asian kid rules. dunno what yer on about.