No one looks back fondly on their senior portrait, especially the people who thought these were a good idea…
The Gameboy Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were never going to get laid.

The NBA Jeans Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the wigger with NBA team patches on your jeans.

The High Voltage Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were always a little too much to handle.

The Mid-Curl Portrait. For when you want to remember how jacked and tan you were.

The Lay in Hay Portrait. For when you want people to remember you were always cool with getting down in a barn.

The Brio-in-the-Background Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you REALLY liked Brio.

The Portrait of a Portrait Portrait. For you want people to remember that you really liked your senior portrait.

The Pose on a Ladder Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were destined for manual labor.

The Playing the Violin Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the pussy who had to take violin lessons.

The Shirtless-with-My-Pregnant-Girlfriend Photo. For when you want people to remember that white trash never stops procreating.

The Daniel-san Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the president of the Ralph Macchio fan club.

The Scott Storch Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were destined to become the next Scott Storch.

The Weird Asian Kid Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the weird Asian kid.

And The Hansbrough Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you’re a basketball playing douchebag. (Thanks to The Sports Point via Yep Yep for the discovery.)

This is about the time you’re supposed to go and burn any old senior portraits so no one can scan them and put them on the internet.
Honorable Mention (sent in by well-endowed reader Mike): The Samurai Sword Portrait.

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braintrust says:
November 12th, 2008 at 9:22 am
I’m sure the whitetrash baby turns out fine.
http://thingsfatpeoplehate.wordpress.com/category/financial/
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November 12th, 2008 at 10:33 am
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eric says:
November 12th, 2008 at 11:03 am
I think the guy at the top went to my highschool
SMac says:
November 12th, 2008 at 11:13 am
The whitetrash portrait is Treee-F*CKING-mendous…my head is going to explode.
Don Chavez says:
November 12th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
The only one missing from this is the portrait with the fake laser background. You all know the one that I’m talking about.
no douches says:
November 12th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
awesome pics, but hansbrough is no douche. must be duke fan writing the comments.
steve irony says:
November 12th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
thanks. I feel much better about my senior pix…. Mullet + Letterman JAcket + head propped by my hand = Virgin
Trevor says:
November 12th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
The parasol and fan portrait, because you always wanted to be Princess Peach:
http://www.trevoroldak.com/uploads/parasol.jpg
Dueche Love says:
November 12th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
The annoying banner ads on this site are 100 times worse than the senior pictures. I love seeing fake ass windows alert boxes that have white backgrounds while surfing on a mac - almost fooled me into clicking on it.
I could deal with the annoying ad if it wasn’t for the stupid alert sound associated with it.
Jonny says:
November 12th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
The Face in a Mirror Portrait is from a tutorial..
completely ruins the fun.. sorry
http://www.flickr.com/groups/strobist/discuss/72157594577686705/
Dan says:
November 12th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Lol! The salt margarita one is the best!
Dan,
Graduation Stoles
zoey melf says:
November 12th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
I think these rule. Why in the world would people want to discourage this kind of creativity?? Kudos to all of the people in these photos for having the chutzpah to be who they are.
in LA says:
November 12th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
For senior portraits everyone I knew wore a cap and gown.
Vusofet says:
November 12th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
QUOTE: ” The annoying banner ads on this site are 100 times worse than the senior pictures. I love seeing fake ass windows alert boxes that have white backgrounds while surfing on a mac - almost fooled me into clicking on it. ”
MAC + Safari = YOU FAIL.
Get Firefox 3 + Adblock Plus + Noscript TODAY!
I don’t know what adds you’re talking about!
(Website might wanna delete this considering you make money off adds, and if enough people who visit your site do what I do then you will be able to go on much longer.)
OOOO says:
November 12th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
“Weird Asian Kid Portrait”? More like “Super Cool Asian Kid Who Gets Laid 9000+ Times More Than You Ever Will By Hot Asians Portrait”.
braintrust says:
November 12th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
You also have to love the use of the ladder as a prop.
http://thingsfatpeoplehate.wordpress.com/2008/11/06/eliot-spitzer/
reddy says:
November 13th, 2008 at 2:04 am
nice pics
Dourn says:
November 13th, 2008 at 3:14 am
Um… sorry, I’m not American.
What’s a Senior Portrait? Is that something that goes in a Yearbook?
Or is it done for some other reason? And does everyone have to have one done?
Roger Lee says:
November 13th, 2008 at 3:26 am
LMAO — that was some hilarious stuff. I feel sorry for the Asian kid … what a joke.
Thanks again for sharing.
-Roger
Flixya.com
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UK TV Guide says:
November 13th, 2008 at 8:35 am
LOL, some of those were great. “basketball playing douchebag” doesn’t narrow it down enough I think.
UK TV Guide says:
November 13th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Oh and the ladder one is just pants
bork says:
November 13th, 2008 at 9:43 am
#18:
It goes in a yearbook. Pretty much everybody in the US gets a special picture for their final year of high school. The other grades also get pictures in the yearbook, but they are smaller and typically black-and-white only.
charles says:
November 13th, 2008 at 10:10 am
High School is the best time of our life. Portaits in senior year is a memorable thing to own.
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November 13th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
HEY SPOOFEE PEEPS!
Sexy Cheese says:
November 13th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Dude hilarious! Great job!
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Brandon says:
November 13th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Yeah, almost certain the guy sitting on the gameboy went to my high school. I remember that pic, and that face.
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November 13th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
BRANDON: Yeah, you remember it cuz it was YOU!
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Charles says:
November 14th, 2008 at 1:29 am
HAHA. The kid in the Brio portrait definitely went to my highschool.
gMoney says:
November 14th, 2008 at 5:53 am
OMG - the shirtless with my preggers gf. WHO is the photographer that agreed to that?
t5 says:
November 14th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
i so want to hang out with the first kid, we could be best friends.
Tardz says:
November 14th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
LOL @ Hansbrough. What a douchebag.
nnn says:
November 14th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
i actually really like the “white trash” picture… but that’s just me. the rest… made me laugh my ass off. XD
isa says:
November 15th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Win! I love the Weird Asian Kid.
Thomas says:
November 15th, 2008 at 9:28 am
This is MY senior portrait. —> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=28360&l=d2aa4&id=501712731
PS. I’m not really in the army.
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June says:
November 15th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
I absolutely love these! In my hometown the most typical pics were those taken on an old, rusty railroad bridge or leaning against whatever expensive convertible Daddy’s money bought. I just went to the studio and told them to take a damn pic so I could get it over with. I was so anorexic then ppl think it’s a pic of a relative when they see it now!
Autumn says:
November 15th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I probably would have enjoyed this more, If the commentary wasn’t so poorly constructed. It was anything but humorous or witty.
Cal says:
November 15th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
The white trash photo is too freaking funny! Seriously laughing out loud…
Ronda says:
November 16th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I so thought white trash portrait was some what sweet.Minus the tat, I would have considered it a little classy.
Dwindle says:
November 16th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Funny as hell, but I really liked the weird Asian kid. That one had class.
Borf says:
November 16th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
The Brio one is definitely in the Southlake Townsquare in Southlake, TX…
Mathew Ballard says:
November 16th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
The white trash one is obviously the funniest one.
Ellen says:
November 16th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Hahaha, Don Chavez, my boyfriend totally has one of those!
Adam-antium says:
November 17th, 2008 at 12:16 am
The “Shirtless-with-My-Pregnant-Girlfriend Photo” was my favorite. The caption was clever too :)
Sarah Palin says:
November 17th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
You shoulda seen my senior photo. Pregnant and lots of meanness. I was voted “Least Well-Read” and “Most Likely to Hire a Contract Killer” in my senior class.
Dreams says:
November 18th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Lol. Everyone is a poser in HS. Burn all them pictures is definitely the best idea.
chris says:
November 18th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
it must be easy to sit back and talk shit about people you will never meet. clearly people never grow up, even after h.s.
bobo says:
November 19th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I would bang the sh*t out of the girl in the hay
myriah says:
November 19th, 2008 at 1:23 am
if HS was the best years of your life, you are a sad, sad little person.
and i’m pretty sure the ‘white trash’ pic is not for a yearbook.
Carolinagirl says:
November 19th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Hansborough isn’t a douche.
You’re just jealous you can’t play like him!
The rest are hilarious though.
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mei says:
November 19th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
the “basketball playing douchebag” has a reeeeeally small head!!!!! lol.
Jeremy Roach says:
November 19th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I don’t appreciate the libel against Tyler Hansbrough. He is a very attractive man, and if he was gay, I would totally do him.
Sam Pompei says:
November 19th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
He can dribble my basketballs anytime!
Lindsay Kornrumph says:
November 19th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
teehee
i’d let Tyler rump my kornhole
Joseph Talmage Patrick says:
November 19th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
jeremy, you swore to me that i was all you see all you want and all you need.
i will NEVER go into a tunnell for you again!!
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Tyler Hansbrough says:
November 20th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Jeremy, call me.
Ben Kennedy says:
November 20th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
The kid in “The Scott Storch Portrait” wins in my books, because that’s an MR2 behind him, and they’re awesome. It’s also one of the only photos that isn’t a complete embarassment.
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Cassie... says:
November 21st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
One of my friends senior portraits he was holding his xbox controller.
monica says:
November 21st, 2008 at 4:42 pm
You could really leave off the WHIGGER statement.. totally unnecessary….
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Thin Fin says:
November 25th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
The ones that were photo shopped suck, the others should have ben.
Richard Urquhart says:
November 26th, 2008 at 6:06 am
By naming the pregnant portrait white trash, I find this remark highly offensive is extremly racist,from the inbred numb scull that wrote about it, you need to resign and find another job
The Man says:
November 26th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Richard Urquhart - it’s not ‘racist’ to call people ‘white trash’. And these people certainly look like they fit that description. Hopefully the picture was not for a yearbook. It’s completely classless, unlike what Ronda thought. Anyway, these were funny; I definitely said WTF to the white trash one :P
hithere says:
December 2nd, 2008 at 4:04 am
I want to meet that asian guy…
NoName says:
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:51 pm
This is funny because I am in one of these pictures and whoever has time to do this obviously has no life. I’m pretty sure I’ll be more successful than you in life, so have fun joking people on the internet while I make money and live a beautiful life. Step your game up buddy. Leave me your email if you would like to communicate about this issue since you have a pussy and couldn’t even put your name up here. Thanks.
Jeff says:
December 6th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
High School is always the best time of our life…
David says:
December 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I really don’t see what’s wrong with playing the violin.
Personally, I CHOSE to take violin lessons, because I think it’s an amazing instrument.
Doesn’t make me anything of a “pussy” just because I have a talent that you’ll never be able to match.
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Allie says:
December 12th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I think the guy playing the violin is kinda cute…..
joey says:
December 14th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Weird Asian kid rules.
bill says:
December 16th, 2008 at 2:47 am
Hansbrough just wants to be an actor. “Oh no, the wind blew, I should fall over so maybe they will call a foul”
sabbott says:
December 24th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Excellent funny! There’s always one douche bag in high school that has that “special” senior picture taken. At the time we all think “whatever” and now years later we all think “what a douche bag”…
saitokthx says:
December 27th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
i dont get the The Mid-Curl Portrait
…what?
Dan says:
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:46 am
does game boy advanced have a graphing calculator in his pocket, I’m thinking TI-83 silver edition?
Girl says:
January 4th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
oh man you should add this one to the list:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/bestrongbewrong/GT5Z6541.jpg
I’m just not sure what to call it.
Uncle Mikey says:
January 6th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Hansbrough could cure cancer and make peace in the Middle East and that picture would still make him a douche
hm says:
January 6th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
that asian kid rules. dunno what yer on about.
paul lapke says:
January 13th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
cox high shool grsdaue 2006
Matti Dee says:
January 16th, 2009 at 10:04 am
you should se my senior pic!!
James says:
January 17th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I know the weird asian kid in real life. his names taro hes a cool dude. i have no clue how you all got his pic haha
Nasty says:
January 21st, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Anyone who graduated from high school more than 3 years ago probably looks out dated and douchey in their senior pic. I graduated in 2001 and my pictures are lame! Everything goes out of style but the NBA teams are pretty rediculous… that is about the gayest thing I have ever seen
bob says:
January 27th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
the magarita salt kid went to my highschool
pinklunamoon says:
January 27th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Ok some are very funny, but the comment on the pregnant girl is definitely not funny, it’s true some idiots reproduce, but who says they are? Just cause she got pregnant young does not mean she is an idiot, accidents happen and sometime they are for the best.
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Mel says:
January 29th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
People who think high school is the best time of your life are just pathetic. Way to peak before even starting.
And to pinklunamoon: The pregnancy is not the indicator of idiocy, but the fact that you think so speaks volumes.
Patrick says:
February 1st, 2009 at 4:36 pm
You seemed to have forgotten the one where someone lies on a sofa on train tracks while playing an acoustic guitar. For when you want everyone to know that if you use your creativity the possibilities are endless.
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Tom says:
February 7th, 2009 at 4:53 am
That wasn’t funny at all. None of it.
guest says:
February 8th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Funny. I have seen the ladder pictures before; the rest seem fake. I love the ‘weird asian kid’. I have a feeling he’s probably rolling in the dough (at least he was before the stock market took a dive).
The shirtless preg girl and guy picture is probably not a senior portrait, but funny anyway. Why on earth would you take a portrait like that?
alexis says:
February 20th, 2009 at 9:26 am
the asian kid is so cute!!!
Holland says:
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:33 pm
I’m pretty attracted to the Asian kid in the photo. ;] Call me.
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simon says:
May 25th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
What is with the sock under the Asian dudes chair?
mookie says:
July 16th, 2009 at 12:51 am
I’m pretty sure I know the Honorable Mention guy….
Jeni says:
July 21st, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Umm…the white trash one…I’m pretty sure that’s what got you in that position in the first place. Maybe you should’ve kept the clothes on. LOL!!!
Mouse says:
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:35 pm
I love the ‘weird Asian kid’ portrait. I kind of want to marry him!