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No one looks back fondly on their senior portrait, especially the people who thought these were a good idea…

The Gameboy Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were never going to get laid.

The NBA Jeans Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the wigger with NBA team patches on your jeans.

The High Voltage Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were always a little too much to handle.

The Mid-Curl Portrait. For when you want to remember how jacked and tan you were.

The Lay in Hay Portrait. For when you want people to remember you were always cool with getting down in a barn.

The Brio-in-the-Background Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you REALLY liked Brio.

The Portrait of a Portrait Portrait. For you want people to remember that you really liked your senior portrait.

The Pose on a Ladder Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were destined for manual labor.

The Playing the Violin Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the pussy who had to take violin lessons.

The Shirtless-with-My-Pregnant-Girlfriend Photo. For when you want people to remember that white trash never stops procreating.

The Daniel-san Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the president of the Ralph Macchio fan club.

The Scott Storch Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were destined to become the next Scott Storch.

The Weird Asian Kid Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the weird Asian kid.

And The Hansbrough Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you’re a basketball playing douchebag. (Thanks to The Sports Point via Yep Yep for the discovery.)

This is about the time you’re supposed to go and burn any old senior portraits so no one can scan them and put them on the internet.

Honorable Mention (sent in by well-endowed reader Mike): The Samurai Sword Portrait.

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109 Responses So Far...

    braintrust says:

    I’m sure the whitetrash baby turns out fine.

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    eric says:

    I think the guy at the top went to my highschool


    SMac says:

    The whitetrash portrait is Treee-F*CKING-mendous…my head is going to explode.


    Don Chavez says:

    The only one missing from this is the portrait with the fake laser background. You all know the one that I’m talking about.


    no douches says:

    awesome pics, but hansbrough is no douche. must be duke fan writing the comments.


    steve irony says:

    thanks. I feel much better about my senior pix…. Mullet + Letterman JAcket + head propped by my hand = Virgin


    Trevor says:

    The parasol and fan portrait, because you always wanted to be Princess Peach:
    http://www.trevoroldak.com/uploads/parasol.jpg


    Dueche Love says:

    The annoying banner ads on this site are 100 times worse than the senior pictures. I love seeing fake ass windows alert boxes that have white backgrounds while surfing on a mac - almost fooled me into clicking on it.

    I could deal with the annoying ad if it wasn’t for the stupid alert sound associated with it.


    Jonny says:

    The Face in a Mirror Portrait is from a tutorial..
    completely ruins the fun.. sorry

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    Dan says:

    Lol! The salt margarita one is the best!

    Dan,
    Graduation Stoles


    zoey melf says:

    I think these rule. Why in the world would people want to discourage this kind of creativity?? Kudos to all of the people in these photos for having the chutzpah to be who they are.


    in LA says:

    For senior portraits everyone I knew wore a cap and gown.


    Vusofet says:

    QUOTE: ” The annoying banner ads on this site are 100 times worse than the senior pictures. I love seeing fake ass windows alert boxes that have white backgrounds while surfing on a mac - almost fooled me into clicking on it. ”
    MAC + Safari = YOU FAIL.

    Get Firefox 3 + Adblock Plus + Noscript TODAY!
    I don’t know what adds you’re talking about!

    (Website might wanna delete this considering you make money off adds, and if enough people who visit your site do what I do then you will be able to go on much longer.)


    OOOO says:

    “Weird Asian Kid Portrait”? More like “Super Cool Asian Kid Who Gets Laid 9000+ Times More Than You Ever Will By Hot Asians Portrait”.


    braintrust says:

    You also have to love the use of the ladder as a prop.

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    reddy says:

    nice pics


    Dourn says:

    Um… sorry, I’m not American.
    What’s a Senior Portrait? Is that something that goes in a Yearbook?
    Or is it done for some other reason? And does everyone have to have one done?


    Roger Lee says:

    LMAO — that was some hilarious stuff. I feel sorry for the Asian kid … what a joke.

    Thanks again for sharing.

    -Roger
    Flixya.com


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    UK TV Guide says:

    LOL, some of those were great. “basketball playing douchebag” doesn’t narrow it down enough I think.


    UK TV Guide says:

    Oh and the ladder one is just pants


    bork says:

    #18:

    It goes in a yearbook. Pretty much everybody in the US gets a special picture for their final year of high school. The other grades also get pictures in the yearbook, but they are smaller and typically black-and-white only.


    charles says:

    High School is the best time of our life. Portaits in senior year is a memorable thing to own.


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    SPOOFER says:

    HEY SPOOFEE PEEPS!


    Sexy Cheese says:

    Dude hilarious! Great job!


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    Brandon says:

    Yeah, almost certain the guy sitting on the gameboy went to my high school. I remember that pic, and that face.


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    Bearbutt says:

    BRANDON: Yeah, you remember it cuz it was YOU!


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    Charles says:

    HAHA. The kid in the Brio portrait definitely went to my highschool.


    gMoney says:

    OMG - the shirtless with my preggers gf. WHO is the photographer that agreed to that?


    t5 says:

    i so want to hang out with the first kid, we could be best friends.


    Tardz says:

    LOL @ Hansbrough. What a douchebag.


    nnn says:

    i actually really like the “white trash” picture… but that’s just me. the rest… made me laugh my ass off. XD


    isa says:

    Win! I love the Weird Asian Kid.


    Thomas says:

    This is MY senior portrait. —> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=28360&l=d2aa4&id=501712731

    PS. I’m not really in the army.


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    June says:

    I absolutely love these! In my hometown the most typical pics were those taken on an old, rusty railroad bridge or leaning against whatever expensive convertible Daddy’s money bought. I just went to the studio and told them to take a damn pic so I could get it over with. I was so anorexic then ppl think it’s a pic of a relative when they see it now!


    Autumn says:

    I probably would have enjoyed this more, If the commentary wasn’t so poorly constructed. It was anything but humorous or witty.


    Cal says:

    The white trash photo is too freaking funny! Seriously laughing out loud…


    Ronda says:

    I so thought white trash portrait was some what sweet.Minus the tat, I would have considered it a little classy.


    Dwindle says:

    Funny as hell, but I really liked the weird Asian kid. That one had class.


    Borf says:

    The Brio one is definitely in the Southlake Townsquare in Southlake, TX…


    Mathew Ballard says:

    The white trash one is obviously the funniest one.


    Ellen says:

    Hahaha, Don Chavez, my boyfriend totally has one of those!


    Adam-antium says:

    The “Shirtless-with-My-Pregnant-Girlfriend Photo” was my favorite. The caption was clever too :)


    Sarah Palin says:

    You shoulda seen my senior photo. Pregnant and lots of meanness. I was voted “Least Well-Read” and “Most Likely to Hire a Contract Killer” in my senior class.


    Dreams says:

    Lol. Everyone is a poser in HS. Burn all them pictures is definitely the best idea.


    chris says:

    it must be easy to sit back and talk shit about people you will never meet. clearly people never grow up, even after h.s.


    bobo says:

    I would bang the sh*t out of the girl in the hay


    myriah says:

    if HS was the best years of your life, you are a sad, sad little person.

    and i’m pretty sure the ‘white trash’ pic is not for a yearbook.


    Carolinagirl says:

    Hansborough isn’t a douche.
    You’re just jealous you can’t play like him!

    The rest are hilarious though.


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    mei says:

    the “basketball playing douchebag” has a reeeeeally small head!!!!! lol.


    Jeremy Roach says:

    I don’t appreciate the libel against Tyler Hansbrough. He is a very attractive man, and if he was gay, I would totally do him.


    Sam Pompei says:

    He can dribble my basketballs anytime!


    Lindsay Kornrumph says:

    teehee

    i’d let Tyler rump my kornhole


    Joseph Talmage Patrick says:

    jeremy, you swore to me that i was all you see all you want and all you need.

    i will NEVER go into a tunnell for you again!!


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    Tyler Hansbrough says:

    Jeremy, call me.


    Ben Kennedy says:

    The kid in “The Scott Storch Portrait” wins in my books, because that’s an MR2 behind him, and they’re awesome. It’s also one of the only photos that isn’t a complete embarassment.


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    Cassie... says:

    One of my friends senior portraits he was holding his xbox controller.


    monica says:

    You could really leave off the WHIGGER statement.. totally unnecessary….


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    Thin Fin says:

    The ones that were photo shopped suck, the others should have ben.


    Richard Urquhart says:

    By naming the pregnant portrait white trash, I find this remark highly offensive is extremly racist,from the inbred numb scull that wrote about it, you need to resign and find another job


    The Man says:

    Richard Urquhart - it’s not ‘racist’ to call people ‘white trash’. And these people certainly look like they fit that description. Hopefully the picture was not for a yearbook. It’s completely classless, unlike what Ronda thought. Anyway, these were funny; I definitely said WTF to the white trash one :P


    hithere says:

    I want to meet that asian guy…


    NoName says:

    This is funny because I am in one of these pictures and whoever has time to do this obviously has no life. I’m pretty sure I’ll be more successful than you in life, so have fun joking people on the internet while I make money and live a beautiful life. Step your game up buddy. Leave me your email if you would like to communicate about this issue since you have a pussy and couldn’t even put your name up here. Thanks.


    Jeff says:

    High School is always the best time of our life…


    David says:

    I really don’t see what’s wrong with playing the violin.

    Personally, I CHOSE to take violin lessons, because I think it’s an amazing instrument.

    Doesn’t make me anything of a “pussy” just because I have a talent that you’ll never be able to match.


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    Allie says:

    I think the guy playing the violin is kinda cute…..


    joey says:

    Weird Asian kid rules.


    bill says:

    Hansbrough just wants to be an actor. “Oh no, the wind blew, I should fall over so maybe they will call a foul”


    sabbott says:

    Excellent funny! There’s always one douche bag in high school that has that “special” senior picture taken. At the time we all think “whatever” and now years later we all think “what a douche bag”…


    saitokthx says:

    i dont get the The Mid-Curl Portrait
    …what?


    Dan says:

    does game boy advanced have a graphing calculator in his pocket, I’m thinking TI-83 silver edition?


    Girl says:

    oh man you should add this one to the list:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/bestrongbewrong/GT5Z6541.jpg

    I’m just not sure what to call it.


    Uncle Mikey says:

    Hansbrough could cure cancer and make peace in the Middle East and that picture would still make him a douche


    hm says:

    that asian kid rules. dunno what yer on about.


    paul lapke says:

    cox high shool grsdaue 2006


    Matti Dee says:

    you should se my senior pic!!


    James says:

    I know the weird asian kid in real life. his names taro hes a cool dude. i have no clue how you all got his pic haha


    Nasty says:

    Anyone who graduated from high school more than 3 years ago probably looks out dated and douchey in their senior pic. I graduated in 2001 and my pictures are lame! Everything goes out of style but the NBA teams are pretty rediculous… that is about the gayest thing I have ever seen


    bob says:

    the magarita salt kid went to my highschool


    pinklunamoon says:

    Ok some are very funny, but the comment on the pregnant girl is definitely not funny, it’s true some idiots reproduce, but who says they are? Just cause she got pregnant young does not mean she is an idiot, accidents happen and sometime they are for the best.


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    Mel says:

    People who think high school is the best time of your life are just pathetic. Way to peak before even starting.

    And to pinklunamoon: The pregnancy is not the indicator of idiocy, but the fact that you think so speaks volumes.


    Patrick says:

    You seemed to have forgotten the one where someone lies on a sofa on train tracks while playing an acoustic guitar. For when you want everyone to know that if you use your creativity the possibilities are endless.


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    Tom says:

    That wasn’t funny at all. None of it.


    guest says:

    Funny. I have seen the ladder pictures before; the rest seem fake. I love the ‘weird asian kid’. I have a feeling he’s probably rolling in the dough (at least he was before the stock market took a dive).

    The shirtless preg girl and guy picture is probably not a senior portrait, but funny anyway. Why on earth would you take a portrait like that?


    alexis says:

    the asian kid is so cute!!!


    Holland says:

    I’m pretty attracted to the Asian kid in the photo. ;] Call me.


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    simon says:

    What is with the sock under the Asian dudes chair?


    mookie says:

    I’m pretty sure I know the Honorable Mention guy….


    Jeni says:

    Umm…the white trash one…I’m pretty sure that’s what got you in that position in the first place. Maybe you should’ve kept the clothes on. LOL!!!


    Mouse says:

    I love the ‘weird Asian kid’ portrait. I kind of want to marry him!


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