If you’re in the mood for a horrendously unwatchable sequel and Hollow Man 2 is already checked out look no further than any sequel to a Jim Carrey movie. It probably won’t star Jim Carrey, who — despite spending the entire decade making unwatchable movies — thumbs his nose at sequels, but it probably will to take a few years off your life. Just take a look…
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd. A blatant cash grab aimed at morons and potheads with premium cable. Shia LaBeouf in a jew fro is the only good thing about this flick.
Son of the Mask. Is there more of an insult than having Jamie Kennedy cast in the lead of the straight-to-dvd sequel of your box office hit? That’s kind of like Paris Hilton covering a song by anyone who’s not Paris Hilton.
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. If we had to venture a guess at why Jim Carrey doesn’t do sequels we’d say it has something to do with the asparagus teeth scene in the Ace Ventura sequel. Holy shit this movie is terrible.
Evan Almighty. AKA the flick that set Steve Carrell’s career back five years. Beards, arcs, animals, Morgan Freeman, what’s not to like? Whoever wrote this script should be banished to the CW for at least a decade.
Ace Ventura Jr. This straight-to-dvd mistake hasn’t been released yet, but we suggest you watch the trailer and see if you don’t die a little bit (hint: you will). At least the producers had the wherewithal to go chubby with the kid actor.
Yes Man. The studio can market this thing however they want, but this flick is Liar, Liar 2: The Sequel. Try to convince us otherwise and see if you don’t get kicked in the dick. Seriously, try it. We’ve got our dick-kicking shoes on and everything.
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