Aaaaand we’re back. Again. We seem to be developing a bit of a pattern here.

Hopefully your pants don’t fit as well as they did this time last week and you ran into some people from high school who reaffirmed that your life doesn’t suck quite as much as you thought it did.

Our apologies for not posting the sports picks at the end of the week but our relatives think wi-fi is a game you can bet on in South Florida. We probably did you a favor anyway. Now on to your morning space out…

Sports Update:

• UNC fans take picture with Erin Andrews, gossip about her sluttiness. [Deadspin]
• Wes Welker got laid the fuck out yesterday (video). [FanHouse]
• The Hot or Not NBA Season Update (pretty lady pictures included!). [Cuzoogle]

Stuff We Like

• Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade Got Rick Rolled. By Rick Astley (video). [Tasty Booze]
• If Hollywood Was a Person. [Cracked]
• Before Larry the Cable Guy was Larry the Cable Guy. Kind of amazing. [Afrojacks]

Things Got Weird:

• The Cruises and Beckhams took a dual carriage ride Thanksgiving Day. [Page Six]
• It’s not cool to leave animal heads lying around subdivisions in Florida. [Ocala.com]
• Thief stole Thanksgiving dinner off a woman’s porch. [Yahoo]

Assorted Pretty Ladies:

• Not sure who Helen Tucker is, but we like her. [Mick Landers]
• The 10 Hottest Moments in Jessica Alba History. [Manofest]
• This Dutch chick’s f me stare totally makes up for her weird name. [Beer Goggler]

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