Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

• Browns fan goes black face to sell Crennel impersonation. [Busted Coverage]
• The Hottest WAGs for 2009 list begins. [On 205th]
• Zoolander 2: The Sequel could actually happen. No Todd not now! [Film Drunk]
• 40 Over 40. It’s cougarrrrriffic.  [Gunaxin]

• We had no idea Greek Esquire was this awesome (hint: hot chick). [Beer Goggler]
• 7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard to Kill. [Cracked]
• Punk 9 year-old kids and their dating books are getting out of hand. [Blog of Hilarity]
• Brocabulary 101. Do you know the definition to “masturdate”? [Funny or Die]

• Australians won’t even go see Australia. Talk about a slap in the face. [Gawker]
• Britney celebrated her birthday looking way hotter than last year. [WWTDD]
• The Nuggets Dancers are much more impressive than the Nuggets. [Epic Carnival]
• And the NFL has already banned the “Harris Smith” Giants jersey. [FanHouse]

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