Thanks to BC for resurrecting this photo. Also, did you know Michael Phelps is into gambling, booze, and tits? No? Us either. Good for him. Kind of makes up for his super douchey Entourage cameo. Now on to your morning space out…

Sports Update:

• The Texans beat the Jags. Del Rio put call in to his resume guy. [Yahoo]
• Penn State mascot busted for DUI, doubtful for Rose Bowl. [FanHouse]
• Cristiano Ronaldo is definitely a bitch. [With Leather]

Stuff We Like

• 9 Greatest Stadium Sex Moments of the 21st Century. [Busted Coverage]
• Top Ten Signs You’re Lonely. We liked the ones about fat people best. [BIH]
• 10 awesome shirts from 80’s comedies. We need the Stiles shirt. [Uncoached]

Things Got Weird:

• God tells man to ram car at 100 MPH: “She needed to be taken off the road”. [Yahoo]
• Worst Celebrity Blonde Hair Moments. We kind of love blonde Alb. [Examiner]
• Used Schoolgirl Panties Are the Hottest Underground Market in Japan. [Afrojacks]

Assorted Pretty Ladies:

• Holy Taco’s Tribute to the Sexy Mrs. Claus. [Holy Taco]
• When did Australia start producing so many pretty ladies? We need answers. [MCP]
• And Melyssa’s fakies dominate Myspace. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]

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