Tremendous photoshop handiwork by our friends at Holy Taco. We prefer to be a bit more straight forward with our gift giving. The ladies in our lives are usually in line for casserole dishes and/or scented lubricants. Now on to your morning space out…

Sports Update:

• ACC/Big Ten Challenge entering the home stretch almost even. [FanHouse]
• WNBA Houston Comets disbanding means no more Comet Boy. Sad. [Deadspin]
• DO NOT enter Brandon Jacobs’s house uninvited. [FanHouse]

Stuff We Like

• If Christmas Presents Were Honest. [Holy Taco]
• The Best of Television’s Domestic Help. [College OTR]
• The 15 Funniest Family Guy Moments of All Time (videos). [Manofest]

Things Got Weird:

• White House Hanukkah Party invites were oddly Christmas themed. [Page Six]
• Chick driver drags gas nozzle miles down highway. Notices when pulled over. [Reno]
• Man arrested for assaulting girlfriend with sweet potato pie. Food sucked. [Florida]

Assorted Pretty Ladies:

• Jessica Alba’s 2009 Campari calendar is required viewing. [Drunken Stepfather]
• VS Angel Doutzen Kroes went to a cocktail party, forgot to invite us. [DJ Mick]
• And at the very least they did some solid female casting for The Spirit. [Beer Goggler]

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