Hump Day: Odette Yustman Is Good At Movie Posters

December 17th, 2008 by NextRound in Hump Day, Lady Friends

We don’t make bold predictions very often (none of any relevance anyway), but we’re going to go out on a limb and predict Odette Yustman will be the next really famous actress we want to bang.

The boldness of that proclamation — in case you’re wondering — comes from her being only semi-famous right now. She’s starred in a couple TV shows we’d only watch if it meant we were getting to third base and she’s had a few prominent roles in OK feature films, but she’s recently started showing up looking hot at meaningless awards shows, and with that — along with her new movie poster — people are going to start to take notice.

So now seems like the opportune to time for all of us to ~~stalk her in the least criminal way possible~~ get to know her via the world wide web.

Odette’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 23.

Where You May Have Seen Her: In Cloverfield as the hot chick (who dies like everyone else). In Transformers as the girl with a bit role who gave you a chubby. And as one of the kids in Kindergarten Cop (kind of feel like a creep now, huh?).

Where You May See Her Soon: On the tremendous movie poster for the new horror flick, The Unborn (after the jump).

That Poster We Keep Yammering About:

Kind of awesome, no? But what’s the deal with the creepy peeping tom? Someone get that kid a Flinstones vitamin.

Fun Facts on Odette:

She’s engaged to this dude, which again confirms Satan is still making deals. The straight-to-DVD sequel to Vacancy? Really? C’mon!
In upcoming interviews Odette is going to have to say with a straight face that The Unborn is going to be totally unlike recent horror flicks we’re accostomed to.
Odette has always been wise for her years. On the set of Kindergarten Cop, the “It’s not a tumor!” scene was originally going to be the “It’s not a boner!” scene, until she suggested otherwise.
She’s the only person we weren’t rooting for to get killed by the monster in Cloverfield.

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