Plan on being hungover this Sunday? Like chicks in crop tops? Ever spend hours at a time pretending to be Jason Statham? Think the words “death” and “race” put together make each one sound exponentially cooler and tougher? Well then, we might have something for you.

The folks at Universal — recognizing our mass appeal and broad influence — have contacted us regarding Sunday’s DVD release of the unrated version of Death Race. We assume they’re hoping we pass the world along, although they may just realize what massive Statham fans the members of Team C&T are. Either way, we feel we should let everyone in on the use of crop tops in Death Race. Because crop tops are WAY underutilized. Kind of like the spork. Stath, take it away…

And there you have it. Let’s all keep our fingers crossed “unrated” is code for what we all think it’s code for.

Oh, and nice to see Swearengen getting some work. That guy rules.

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