Imperial Stormtroopers: They’re Just Like Us!
December 18th, 2008 by NextRound in Humor, Movies, NR FeatureThey get hassled by 5.0!
They read magazines on the can!
They work at coffee shops!
They get awkward boners!
They mow the lawn!
They make gangsta car poses!
They hope they don’t get jammed up at second base!
They shop for groceries!
They enjoy long walks on the beach!
They support their team! No matter how shitty!
They take the express train!
They drink forties when they’re off duty!
They have poor friends!
They have fat friends!
They have slutty coworkers!
They go down the slide at the fair!
They bring flowers when they’ve fucked up!
They chill out by the pool!
They feel weird at their in-laws!
They know it’s all about straight cash homey!
They get stuck with the kids!
They get drunk and weird on St. Patrick’s Day!
They just need one more quarter to get the stuffed Donkey Kong!
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December 18th, 2008 at 10:47 am
thye hang out with some really nice ass.
December 18th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
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December 19th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
AHAHAHAHHA…
They have feeling too
December 19th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
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December 19th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
I don’t get it. Are these photoshooped? jI should know, i’ve seen plenty of photoshooped pics in my day. the shadows look all pixelated
December 20th, 2008 at 6:04 am
Dear Phil,
Fail.
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The Internet
PS - Lulz.
December 20th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
@ Phil E. Drifter
No these aren’t photoshopped. These are REAL Star Wars fans dressed as stormtroopers doing everyday things just as the title of this article suggests.
People like you are ruining the Internet. Even if this WAS photoshopped, it’s still a hilarious article, and should be treated as such without people throwing “photoshopped” into the comments.
December 20th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Dear Lunchie and fail - YOU fail. I know, as I invented photoshop. THese clearly are photoshopped, and not for hilariousness-sake. Please refrain from passing any future photoshop judgement until you have passed my ‘how to tell if its ’shopped’ course - only $299, and available online.
December 21st, 2008 at 1:30 pm
That “slutty Coworkers” picture, I think you should see what’s under that helmet!
http://www.morningstarr.co.uk/forum/underworld/5369-aren-t-you-little-sexy-stormtrooper.html#post103917
December 21st, 2008 at 11:09 pm
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December 21st, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Photoshopped.. lol. Nice article. ‘Awkward boner’ for the fucking win!
December 23rd, 2008 at 4:10 am
hi hi hi…nice article :D
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:44 pm
haha great article, and there is no way these are shopped, they look like beautifully taken photos haha, especially that fat guy, i want me some of that hahahaha
December 24th, 2008 at 10:59 am
this is dumb
December 25th, 2008 at 9:59 am
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December 25th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
lol. nice, I love reading the shopped comments, and generally now-a-days people are being sarcastic, which makes it all the funnier when someone flames at them for saying that it’s shopped!
December 26th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Join the darkside Luke! Keggers on Thursdays…
December 27th, 2008 at 12:10 am
Haha.
This was a great collection.
I really liked it.
December 27th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
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December 27th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Haha this got a lot of laughs out of me. If you think these are photo shopped pics you’re stupid. And would you spell it right? It’s not “Photoshooped”. Retard. And Commenter #7 “Fail”. Your retarded, too. Props to whoever put this together!
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December 29th, 2008 at 10:32 am
nice. i shoud get to know one of these guys.
December 29th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
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December 29th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I have to say, I’ve seen quite a few ’shops in my time, and these look pretty photoshooped to me. You can tell on some of them by looking at the pixels.
December 30th, 2008 at 3:36 am
Lol awesome !
December 30th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Oh for f?&k’s sake just enjoy the images and have some fun without you einsteins doing the detective crap.
December 30th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
great pics :)
I love the comments in here; “I seen many photoshops in my time” lol…who hasn’t? Really… just enjoy the pics.
December 31st, 2008 at 2:45 am
Actually, the “I seen many photoshops in my time…” thing is an internet meme. Don’t bother flaming the people making these comments as they are just being cute.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:41 am
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January 15th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
OMG so funny lol :)
January 16th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
wow the slutty coworker = hot stuff, never thought i would look at a storm trooper that way! great pics!
January 29th, 2009 at 3:15 am
FAKE!
February 15th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I think Phil was photoshopped.
March 7th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Thanks for this post. Next time I see a Stormtrooper on the street I’ll try not to judge.
March 18th, 2009 at 7:56 am
Oh wow, the red one looks cool!
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