We sincerely hope none of our kids we don’t know about act like this on Christmas morning. If they do, god bless the poor bastard who got suckered into raising them.

In this corner…

The Nintendo 64 Kids. This holiday classic is kind of like the Christmas Vacation of holiday YouTube clips. You have to watch it every single year. Anyone else think the brother deserves his own horror franchise?

And in this corner…

The Pokemon Kid. It’s probably safe to assume this kid will develop a dependency of some sort in the future. There’s just no way you ever live this down.

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