2009

Our 2010 resolution (outside of our standard resolution to "read more, masturbate less") is to build even more of a community here at NextRound. With that in mind, starting Monday we'll be rolling out several "new" and "exciting" initiatives. First is a monthly contributor contest where the month's best Upcoming contributor will win a $250 Amazon gift card. Not too shabby.

We're out until Monday. Here's a Magnum XL link dump to keep you busy. Now go out and make some bad decisions to ring in 2010.

Here's a handy tool for the lazy and unoriginal (although I doubt I'll be knitting a scarf any time soon). Also helpful for coming up with a bogus resolution when you don't want to tell people your actual resolution is to be less racist (JB?).

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IMAGE You've probably lost your virginity and therefore are unaware of the ongoing internet feud between Digg and Reddit. Regardless, this is pretty funny. Doubt the poor bastard saw this coming when he put his new Digg sticker on his car.

What would NYE be without a little random Japanese WTFness? Here we have a fearless prairie dog versus the Japanese in a battle to the death. The time to pick sides is now.

GALLERY Not your typical Salt Lake City teen to get you through the day.

• Brilliantly subtle Tarantino movie posters. [High Definite]
• The 7 Kind of People You Meet at a New Year's Party. [Guyism]
• The 25 Best Memes of 2009. [Holy Taco]
• Star Wars: Revenge of the 37 Dicks. NSFW. [Regretful Morning]
• Own the Back to the Future Delorean (flux capacitor not included). [SJ]

In what is sure to become the biggest WTF product moment since the Fleshlight (and the most creative use of a domain name yet), there is now Vulva.

VIDEO Watch at your own risk. The WTF-ness is out of control.

Prior to this morning I was unfamiliar with the work of William Elder but now he's my all time favorite artist. If only visits to my grandparents had been under the theme of beer belonging.

IMAGE Her plan is eerily similar to my own. Except I don't like cheese quite as much as she does. I'm all about screaming at cats though.

VIDEO I really can't say enough about fat guys who are willing to sacrifice themselves for the sake of comedy. They truly are national treasures.

IMAGE Rarely seen, always enjoyable.

• Over a playful STD rumor? Lighten up. [Deadspin]
• Snooki Punch: The Dog Version. [Daily What]
• 5 Drinking Myths That Can Kill You. [Cracked]
• Costanza's top 20 food related moments. [Top Cultured]
• Hombre magazine makes a mean calendar. NSFW. [Guyism]

Ha, Fargo. Where reporters grew up in bomb shelters.

VIDEO Nicolette van Dam is a Dutch TV show host. And even though I wouldn't kick her out of bed her producers felt like her front court could use a bit of an enhancement.

• Someone just went digging through their dad's old Playboys. [TSG]
• This is the real life Kitten Mittons commercial. [Warming Glow]
• A Decade of Sex Tapes: A Retrospective. [Huffington Post]
• Rachel Uchitel hit the beach. Not bad. [Don Chavez]
• NYE stuntman wrecks his car during practice. [FanHouse]

VIDEO I have a manner on Steve Nash for a lot of reasons, and self-deprecating sense of humor may be on the top of the list. Check out this recently released "Vote for Me" All-Star Game video promo spoof to see what I mean.

VIDEO This happened at something called the gathering of the juggalos. I first thought that meant awesome jugs would be involved. They are not. Consider me scared straight.

• Colts cheerleaders still pursuing for perfection. [Hot Clicks]
• Are you man enough to tackle this beer bong? [Busted Coverage]
• Belarus Women's Basketball > WNBA. [Funtasticus]
• 8 Gifts Guaranteed to Collect Dust After X-Mas. [Regretful Morning]
• We'll never not link to Emily Scott. Yowza. [Tasty Booze]